Faggot

[%] channels in common: #Rizon

3:43:43am [Touchy-] Hi |K|

3:44:07am [|K|] Do not pm me.

3:44:10am [|K|] I do not like faggots

3:44:16am [Touchy-] Im not gay

3:44:17am [|K|] Now please, stop being a big pain in the ass on rizon

3:44:19am [|K|] and fuck off.

3:44:23am [|K|] cause you're getting on my tits

3:44:27am [|K|] and my tits don't like fags.

3:44:36am [Touchy-] IM NOT GAY

3:45:07am [|K|] Never said you were.. Fag.

3:45:19am [Touchy-] well

3:45:26am [Touchy-] [|K|] cause you're getting on my tits

3:45:26am [Touchy-] [|K|] and my tits don't like fags.

3:46:30am [|K|] I never gave you the description in my book.. what a fag is

3:46:32am [|K|] did I now

3:47:15am [Touchy-] =\

3:47:27am [Touchy-] well im just letting you know im no fag k

3:47:29am [Touchy-] =]

3:47:37am [Touchy-] well i'll leave you alone now k

3:47:54am [|K|] Bye, faggot.

3:48:00am [Touchy-] =\

3:48:06am [Touchy-] Im no fag

3:48:10am [Touchy-] Get that right

3:49:09am [Touchy-] Well bye

3:49:34am [|K|] Bye faggot.

3:49:39am [Touchy-] =\

3:49:50am [Touchy-] How old are you?

3:50:20am [|K|] Old enough to know that you weren't even a twitch in your daddies balls sack, when I was hitting back the top shelf.

3:50:36am [Touchy-] =\

3:50:42am [Touchy-] Your like mean

3:51:10am [|K|] Well no shit, now.. off you go.

3:51:30am [Touchy-] Bye

Perfection.

[Touchy-] prolifik

[Touchy-] wait

[prolifik] ?

[Touchy-] unban me in your channel

[prolifik] why?

[prolifik] you abuse

[Touchy-] how?

[+|K|] he banned you because he doesn't like two lots of retardedness in one channel

[+|K|] one set being his own.

[prolifik] ...

[Touchy-] |K|

[Touchy-] Who are you?

[+|K|] Die.

[prolifik] the real question is |K|: What are you?

[+|K|] a chick, with a male mind.. and a huge ego.

[prolifik] thats.....

[+|K|] perfection?

[+|K|] I know, right.

* +|K| struts.

Boobs, Pin Dick.. IDTS

8:03:18pm [|i|] faggots

8:03:20pm [|i|] shut the fuck up.

8:03:35pm [Pure_Idiocy] You first. :[

8:03:48pm [|i|] me?

8:03:50pm [|i|] Never.

8:03:57pm [Samusu] I'd rather not shut up, because i'd get my boobs caught in the door...

8:04:04pm [|i|] I hope they get cut off.

8:04:06pm [Samusu] oh yeah :P

8:04:12pm [Samusu] i hope they do too.

8:04:27pm [Samusu] Anyone wanna touch my boobs?

8:04:29pm [|i|] No

8:04:30pm [Samusu] anyone?

8:04:35pm [Samusu] Aww :(

8:04:36pm [|i|] you're probably some fat pedo cunt

8:04:36pm [Samusu] lol

8:04:38pm [|i|] with man boobs

8:04:44pm [|i|] Or moob should I say.

8:04:51pm [Pure_Idiocy] Ew.

8:04:58pm [Samusu] eww..

8:05:29pm [|i|] You're ewwing, but that describes you perfectly.

8:06:45pm [Samusu] Well i am on my brother's computer since my iMac broke.

8:06:55pm [|i|] that's what you get for buying shit.

8:07:21pm [Samusu] I'd like to see you prove that iMacs are shit.

8:07:27pm [Samusu] other than "they can't play games"

8:07:36pm [Pure_Idiocy] iMacs are shit.

8:07:40pm [|i|] You'd like to see me prove?

8:07:43pm [Samusu] Ya.

8:07:46pm [|i|] Dearest, this is the internet

8:07:53pm [|i|] how about you drop down on your knees and give me a blow job.

8:08:03pm [Samusu] I don't blow pindicks.

8:08:04pm [|i|] Or go back to the kitchen where you belong.

8:08:05pm [Samusu] lol

8:08:34pm [Samusu] i CAN go and get the tweezers and an air compressor and see how that goes.

8:08:41pm [|i|] Pindicks? only when looking at my dick from the moon can it be classed as a pindick, because you can see it from such distances.

8:08:43pm [|i|] It's that big

8:08:46pm [|i|] i'd split you in two

8:08:47pm [|i|] bitch.

8:08:57pm [Samusu] hahaha... nice comeback... heard it all before...

8:09:24pm [|i|] I'm sure you have.

8:09:26pm [|i|] Slut.

8:09:38pm [Samusu] what a ... weird ... network ... no wonder it hasn't got the fanbase to back it up ....

8:09:38pm quits: Samusu (~sam@fns-528-667-182-506.static.qld.bigpond.net.au) (Quit: Samusu)

MyMomUrMom

8:57:44pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> does anyone know where isk is

8:59:28pm <|K|> Does anyone care?

8:59:29pm <|K|> nope.

8:59:40pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> damn

8:59:58pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> hey

9:00:06pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> im sad

9:00:25pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> i was blacklisted by isk in naruto-arena

9:01:35pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> Syntax i swear ive heard that name before

9:02:06pm <|K|> so.

9:02:16pm <|K|> your own fault for being a naruto tard.

9:02:50pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> shut your mothers mouth

9:03:07pm <|K|> na, she likes to keep it open.. so she can suck so much dick.

9:03:17pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> like yours?

9:03:25pm <|K|> sucking my dick?

9:03:25pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> H)

9:03:27pm <|K|> yeah, sure.

9:03:35pm <|K|> she deepthroats it like a good mother should.

9:03:42pm <|K|> Then I cum down her throat and make her choke

9:03:48pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> ...

9:04:12pm <|K|> she loves it.

9:04:17pm <|K|> Her tonsils caress my dick

9:04:20pm <|K|> it makes me so hard.

9:04:48pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> i bet you dont even swear

9:05:14pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> :(

9:05:18pm <&Syntax> Aww

9:05:20pm <&Syntax> what's the matter, actual-size [N-A]narutoboy5?

9:05:30pm <|K|> I don't even swear?

9:05:33pm <|K|> Sure.

9:05:40pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> prove it

9:06:44pm <|K|> Why would I need to prove myself to a child, who probably doesn't even know what his dick looks like

9:06:49pm <|K|> let alone knows he has one.

9:07:50pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> who gave you that insult? your mom?

9:08:48pm <|K|> na

9:08:56pm <|K|> your mom, when she was riding me.

9:09:08pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> i dont even have a mom

9:09:22pm <|K|> sure.

9:09:38pm parts: [N-A]narutoboy5 (~Naruto@Rizon-DD6FCC01.fountaindale.lib.il.us) [90 users]

Cum...Anyone?

Lewie — 09:48 PM

hi hun

Lewie — 09:48 PM

:)

Kirsty — 09:50 PM

hey

Lewie — 09:50 PM

yey

Lewie — 09:50 PM

hi

Kirsty — 09:52 PM

yey? lol

Kirsty — 09:52 PM

how are you today?

Lewie — 09:52 PM

good u

Lewie — 09:52 PM

where u go

Lewie — 09:53 PM

r u ok

Lewie — 09:53 PM

lol

Lewie — 09:53 PM

hello

Kirsty — 09:53 PM

I'm good thank you, plans for the weekend?

Kirsty — 09:53 PM

damn.. you have no patience

Lewie — 09:53 PM

not much u

Lewie — 09:55 PM

r u busy

Kirsty — 09:56 PM

No, i'm not busy.. but all my attention isn't on you

Kirsty — 09:56 PM

:p

Lewie — 09:56 PM

o right

Lewie — 09:56 PM

why is that then

Lewie — 09:56 PM

????

Kirsty — 09:57 PM

I bet you're one of these guys who cum in seconds, right?

Kirsty — 09:57 PM

you really have no patience at all

Kirsty — 09:58 PM

And because i'm talking to other people.. On something called IRC, I wont explain what it is because you wouldn't understand, since you're british.

Lewie — 10:00 PM

what r u

Kirsty — 10:00 PM

I'm sexy

Kirsty — 10:00 PM

that's what..

Lewie — 10:01 PM

and what do u mean i cum in seconds

Kirsty — 10:01 PM

Stupid as well as impatient?

Lewie — 10:01 PM

well i should be the judge of that

Kirsty — 10:01 PM

Well, what makes you say that? You have no patience..right?

Kirsty — 10:02 PM

You just want a warm place to stick your dick in.. hopefully tight too.

Lewie — 10:05 PM

i think u would love 2 ride my hard erect cock first thing in the morning x

Kirsty — 10:06 PM

You call that a cock? Dear.. that's an oversized clit.. Not a cock, you might wanna get it seen to.. You poor little british man. I really do feel for you. I think I'll stick to my fingers, they'll give me more pleasure.

Kirsty — 10:06 PM

Thank you.

Lewie — 10:07 PM

let me lick u out

Lewie — 10:07 PM

do u like 8 inch up you

Lewie — 10:08 PM

would u let my cum up u

Lewie — 10:08 PM

with a full load of warm creamy sperm

Lewie — 10:08 PM

i want 2 empty my balls in your face

Lewie — 10:09 PM

eat my cum u dirty little foeign slag

Kirsty — 10:10 PM

God, that's fucking hot

Kirsty — 10:10 PM

P.s: I'm british.

Lewie — 10:10 PM

yes

u like it

Kirsty — 10:10 PM

I do, but only if you cum in my eyes too.

Lewie — 10:11 PM

well it could happen if u want it 2

Lewie — 10:11 PM

yes i will squirt all over your face x

Kirsty — 10:11 PM

na, i'd rather just be labeld a cock tease, I'm too good for you.

Lewie — 10:16 PM

yes i will squirt all over your face x

Lewie — 10:16 PM

i wont have a wank 4 about 4 weeks build up my sperm 4 u

Kirsty — 10:17 PM

Will you also punch me in the face.. then smack me about with your cock... Pull my hair and smash my head off the wall a few times while you drive your cock deep to the back of my throat.. making me choke and gluck like a little slut?

Lewie — 10:17 PM

so when i cum i can eat my warm creamy sperm x

Lewie — 10:18 PM

do u have a big vagina

Lewie — 10:18 PM

i dont want to rip it

Lewie — 10:18 PM

would u like 2 eat my cum

Kirsty — 10:18 PM

yeah, it's so big I can push two fists inside myself at the same time..

Kirsty — 10:18 PM

then I orgasm so hard.

Lewie — 10:19 PM

thats bull shit

Lewie — 10:19 PM

prove it

Lewie — 10:19 PM

do u have erect nipples

Kirsty — 10:19 PM

Very erect, so erect you could hang your jacket from them..

Lewie — 10:20 PM

i hope u like to screw all night

Kirsty — 10:21 PM

I do

Lewie — 10:21 PM

like all day aswell

Kirsty — 10:21 PM

With mens heads, it's so much fun.

Lewie — 10:21 PM

i want 2 cum up u so much

Lewie — 10:21 PM

will u let me empty my balls up u

Lewie — 10:22 PM

u would love 2 feel it go up u

Kirsty — 10:22 PM

You want to cum up in me? Or just any random chick that will actually fuck you? Are you really that desperate?

Lewie — 10:23 PM

i want 2 fuck like no tomorrow

Lewie — 10:23 PM

r u up 4 it

Lewie — 10:24 PM

come and stop with me 4 the weekend i have my own place

Lewie — 10:26 PM

hey

Kirsty — 10:26 PM

No, I don't think that's a good idea.

Lewie — 10:27 PM

what u go shy

Kirsty — 10:27 PM

Because.. you see.. I'm just so awesome, you'd fall in love with me.

Lewie — 10:27 PM

i will give u a good time

Lewie — 10:27 PM

im being serious love

Kirsty — 10:27 PM

As am I.

Lewie — 10:28 PM

really

Kirsty — 10:28 PM

Yup

Lewie — 10:28 PM

ok lets do it then

Lewie — 10:28 PM

can u drive

Lewie — 10:29 PM

i would love 2 kiss u and cum up you x

Lewie — 10:29 PM

i would give u hot sweaty sex

Lewie — 10:30 PM

lets fuck all night

Kirsty — 10:30 PM

You must really be desperate and stupid, I said no.. or can you not read?

Lewie — 10:30 PM

lets fuck all night

Lewie — 10:30 PM

you make my cock hard

Lewie — 10:31 PM

will u let me cum up your bum

Lewie — 10:31 PM

why u gone shy

Lewie — 10:32 PM

all mouth

Kirsty — 10:32 PM

All mouth?

Kirsty — 10:32 PM

No

Lewie — 10:32 PM

o yes u r

Kirsty — 10:33 PM

you really are impatient.

Lewie — 10:33 PM

lets fuck then

Kirsty — 10:33 PM

You think a line like that will seriously get me into bed?

Lewie — 10:33 PM

u want my hard erect cock in u

Kirsty — 10:33 PM

please, get the fuck over yourself

Kirsty — 10:33 PM

I do not want your oversized clit in me at all.

Lewie — 10:33 PM

ride it babe

Lewie — 10:34 PM

i bet it hurts u

Lewie — 10:34 PM

u will moan like a little girl

Kirsty — 10:34 PM

more like.. "is it in yet?"

Lewie — 10:34 PM

baby feel my erect penis up u then

Lewie — 10:35 PM

feel all my cum release up u

Lewie — 10:35 PM

n watch it drip out

Lewie — 10:35 PM

u can dribble lookin at it

Lewie — 10:37 PM

u there

Kirsty — 10:37 PM

I'n

Lewie — 10:37 PM

u playin with you tight hole

Kirsty — 10:37 PM

I'm here, but busy.

Kirsty — 10:37 PM

No

Kirsty — 10:37 PM

I'm having sex with my husband.

Lewie — 10:37 PM

playin

Lewie — 10:37 PM

ahaa

Lewie — 10:37 PM

your lookin at me while your havin sex

Lewie — 10:38 PM

u weird bitch

Kirsty — 10:40 PM

actually, I can't see your picture

Kirsty — 10:40 PM

But my husband likes to fuck me so deeply, while pathetic faggots like you attempt to hit on me

Lewie — 10:40 PM

ahaa

Lewie — 10:40 PM

lol

Kirsty — 10:41 PM

Makes him so hard..

Kirsty — 10:41 PM

Oh god

Kirsty — 10:41 PM

he's so deep inside me

Kirsty — 10:41 PM

FUCK YEAH

Lewie — 10:43 PM

fuck ive cum in my pants

Lewie — 10:43 PM

would u like u lick my jelly babe

Lewie — 10:45 PM

u like creamy warm cum

Lewie — 10:45 PM

can i give u a cream pie

Lewie — 10:45 PM

lol

Lewie — 10:45 PM

be

Lewie — 10:46 PM

let me lick u out in the kitchen

Lewie — 10:47 PM

can i cum in your face then

Lewie — 10:48 PM

give me a gobble

Lewie — 10:48 PM

u there

Lewie — 10:48 PM

kirsty

Lewie — 10:49 PM

ugly

Lewie — 10:49 PM

u

Lewie — 10:49 PM

there

Kirsty — 10:49 PM

I'm ugly? Just because I wont let a faggot ridden with STDs fuck me?

Kirsty — 10:49 PM

LOL, plz

Lewie — 10:51 PM

er

Lewie — 10:52 PM

but still i will cum up u

Kirsty — 10:52 PM

sure, sure.

Kirsty — 10:52 PM

Bitter.

Lewie — 10:53 PM

sweetheart

Lewie — 10:53 PM

feel my jizz on your erect nipples

Lewie — 10:53 PM

i know u havent a man

Lewie — 10:59 PM

can i ask u

Lewie — 10:59 PM

kirst

Lewie — 10:59 PM

hey baby

Lewie — 11:04 PM

i think u r 2 young 4 me anyway

Lewie — 11:04 PM

but before i go would you

Lewie — 11:06 PM

yep

Lewie — 11:06 PM

well

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:06 PM

x

Lewie — 11:16 PM

baby

Lewie — 11:16 PM

babes

Lewie — 11:16 PM

u 2 young 4 me

Lewie — 11:16 PM

hun

Lewie — 11:16 PM

hunny

Lewie — 11:16 PM

u there

-----------------

Does this guy ever stop? Answer is No.

Fatty cakes?

Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 10:45 AM
haya kirsty im jay id love to listen to sum music wth you wat u got in mind ? fancy a natter
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 10:52 AM
hello ?
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 01:51 PM
kirsty haaya u not talking
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 01:53 PM
i guess im not yout type then
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 04:12 PM
u not wanting to chat to an ugly guy

Then today...he messages me AGAIN.

Jason — 02:18 PM
hey hey hey do u like a romantic guy ?
Jason — 02:20 PM
i guess you dnt like the bigger guys
Jason — 02:22 PM
giv me a chance at least to impress u kirsty u neva no u mite like me lol
Kirsty — 02:34 PM
First off.... You need to buy yourself a dictionary, secondly.. You're not my type, No. Thirdly.. Yes, I do like a romantic guy..as long as I know he's not going to eat all of the dessert.. You could never impress me no matter how hard you try, unless you're gonna do a "belly" dance, chances are though, it will just make me throw up. And I do like my guys with extra meat, yes, But not a weebles wobble.
Kirsty — 02:35 PM
Also, Protip: Fat guys have small penis's. Well known fact.. and you're british too, so that just means you have an uber small penis. Enjoy being fat, bald and single with your oversized clit. :)
Jason — 02:59 PM
ho rite grow up child lol
Kirsty — 03:24 PM
Child? Why because i gave you some home truths? PLZ
Jason — 03:31 PM
u shouldnt judge a book bye its cover
Kirsty — 03:33 PM
Firstly it's "YOU", not "U".. secondly, it's "shouldn't" not "shouldnt" and thirdly.. it's "BY" not "BYE" god.. have all those fat cells infested your brain?!
Jason — 03:33 PM
lol a girl with attitude
Kirsty — 03:34 PM
Actually, I'm a woman with an attitude. But if you're more interested in girls, then please.. go ahead, I'll see you on the news as you're getting taken off to jail.
Jason — 03:35 PM
my i ask ? why are u mad at me ? have i offended you somehow ?
Kirsty — 03:36 PM
"my i ask ?" are you for serious dude? Jesus, it's giving me a migraine trying to work out your retarded sentences.
Jason — 03:37 PM
sorry may i ask ? im doing two things at once im doing my ironing at the same time
Kirsty — 03:38 PM
LOL! plz. Don't try making excuses, you fail at life.. always have and always will, that's why you're so fat, you eat your problems
Kirsty — 03:38 PM
nomnomnomnom
Jason — 03:38 PM
o m g you seem to have a problem with me
Kirsty — 03:39 PM
OMG your fingers are so fat, you seem to feel the need to space out "O M G" fail more
Jason — 03:39 PM
yes thats true im fat and i love it
Jason — 03:40 PM
why are you so angry ?
Kirsty — 03:40 PM
so do the stores where you go buy your food from, and the fast food places.
Jason — 03:40 PM
dont eat fast food
Kirsty — 03:41 PM
You just eat delivery boys instead?
Jason — 03:42 PM
yeah i do i kan probaley guess you dont like fat people then ?
Kirsty — 03:42 PM
I love surfing on them..
Kirsty — 03:42 PM
RIDE THE RIPPLES!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason — 03:43 PM
ok why is that?
Jason — 03:44 PM
so are u a racest?
Kirsty — 03:45 PM
na, I love a good nigger to pin me up against the wall and take me with his monster cock.. making me scream "GOLLI WOG, GOLLI WOG!"

lmao..what the hell is it with some people... Does no one know what normal conversation is any more?

Phil — 11:19 AM

Hi Kirsty....

Kirsty — 11:24 AM

Hi Phil....

Phil — 11:24 AM

What you up to?

Kirsty — 11:24 AM

Listening to some music and chilling, yourself?

Phil — 11:25 AM

Nothin. Home alone and bored. Like your profile pic.

Kirsty — 11:25 AM

Thanks, I like your pics too, pretty cool. Ahh, home alone and bored, find some movies to watch? :P

Phil — 11:26 AM

Tv is busted.

Phil — 11:26 AM

You alone?

Kirsty — 11:26 AM

Tv is busted? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Kirsty — 11:26 AM

and yes, I am

Phil — 11:26 AM

Bored?

Phil — 11:27 AM

???

Kirsty — 11:28 AM

Hmm, tired to be honest lol

Phil — 11:28 AM

Pity....

Kirsty — 11:29 AM

Why for?

Phil — 11:29 AM

Was gonna see if you wanted to have some fun.

Phil — 11:31 AM

......

Kirsty — 11:31 AM

haha, Na, I don't do the whole webcam kinda thing, sorry :p

Phil — 11:31 AM

What if i do it for you?

Kirsty — 11:33 AM

Do it for me? haha..

Kirsty — 11:33 AM

Not interested, sorry.. :P I'm sure you'll be able to find other chicks that are interested

Phil — 11:34 AM

Nah, it was your pic that caught my eye. And my tv really is broke. I'm just trying to find something to occupy my time. And come on, would you really be that offended by seeing me on cam?

Kirsty — 11:35 AM

No, lol.. Mind you, it all depends on what you do on cam

Kirsty — 11:35 AM

also, just because your tv is broke, it doesn't mean you can't watch movies

Phil — 11:36 AM

It does. The tv wont turn on. What would you want me to doon cam?

Kirsty — 11:37 AM

Yes, you don't need your tv to watch movies... :P you have a computer, correct?

Phil — 11:37 AM

Yeah, but download speed is kinda slow.

Kirsty — 11:37 AM

well that suckkkkkks!

Phil — 11:37 AM

Hence, the cam suggestion.

Phil — 11:39 AM

.........

Phil — 11:40 AM

philmcmahon_1@hotmail.com

Phil — 11:41 AM

Add me?

Phil — 11:43 AM

You still there?

Phil — 11:46 AM

C'mon.....

Phil — 11:47 AM

I'm already started.

Phil — 11:56 AM

I'm gonna cum any min now...

Kirsty — 11:57 AM

wow, you're quick. 10minute wonder.

Phil — 11:57 AM

You wanna watch on msn?

Phil — 11:58 AM

???

Phil — 11:58 AM

Feels good....

Phil — 11:59 AM

closer....

Phil — 11:59 AM

......closer.....

Phil — 11:59 AM

OMG!

Phil — 12:00 PM

Kirsty I want you!

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

LOL

Phil — 12:00 PM

Am rock hard here!

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

I want me too, I'm just so awesome

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

If i had a dick, i'd cum in my own eyes

Phil — 12:00 PM

C'mon hun, take a look. You've nothing to lose.

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

na, i'd really rather not see your penis.

Phil — 12:03 PM

C'mon we're both adults. It'll only take me a few secs to cum if i know you watching.
Kirsty — 12:04 PM

Well, this is true.. I am an adult, You on the other hand.. I'm not so sure. I mean.. You're getting your dick out on cam and begging some random stranger (that being me) to watch you cum and I would really rather not, especially since i've just eaten.

BAAAAAAAAAAAD mood and I don't give a shit if anyone is insulted by this.

Bigi — 08:12 PM

Do you know of any good clubs?

Bigi — 08:12 PM

?

Kirsty — 08:43 PM

dude, you live in Leeds.. why are you asking me a fuck tard question like that?!

Bigi — 08:44 PM

srry i wen ta the wrong person

Bigi — 08:44 PM

wnt 2 chat

Kirsty — 08:44 PM

You sure as hell did.

Kirsty — 08:45 PM

Do I sound like I want to chat to an idiot who can't even type out "Would you like to chat?" instead, you have to retard down your words.. to three. Well two actually, because one is a number. typical.

Bigi — 08:45 PM

hu hell

Kirsty — 08:45 PM

Would you like to make sense? Or better yet

Kirsty — 08:45 PM

fuck off back to your own country.

Bigi — 08:47 PM

u slag suck cock like ya mum did last nite

Kirsty — 08:48 PM

Well, my mother is a whore, so it really wouldn't surprise me. she'll take anything she can get her hands on. So "your mom" remarks don't really work on me. And i'm a slag, you say? Yeah, I'm that much of a slag that I wouldn't even touch you.. even if you paid me to.

Kirsty — 08:48 PM

Find better insults, fucknut.

—Bigi is now offline. — 08:49 PM

This probably doesn't belong here.. But i'll add it anyways, cause even to this day..it amuses me so bad.

Friend was asking which car to get:

.:|21·28·57|:. «&May-chan» 2004 Nissan: http://static.autoblog.nl/images/wp2007/Nissan_Altima.jpg
.:|21·28·59|:. «&May-chan» OR
.:|21·29·01|:. «&May-chan» damnit!
.:|21·29·06|:. «&May-chan» which one u like better then
.:|21·29·07|:. «&May-chan» xD
.:|21·29·14|:. «&May-chan» http://www.autoblog.nl/images/wp/Toyota%20Corolla%202007.jpg
.:|21·29·36|:. «~|K|» hmm
.:|21·29·42|:. «~|K|» they don't look that different
.:|21·30·06|:. «~|K|» I'd say the first tbh
.:|21·30·08|:. «~|K|» Looks smoother
.:|21·30·24|:. «&May-chan» the toyota is a 2007
.:|21·30·25|:. «&May-chan» one
.:|21·30·29|:. «&May-chan» the nissan is a 2004
.:|21·30·37|:. «&May-chan» toyota has 55k miles on it
.:|21·30·40|:. «&May-chan» nissan has 70k miles on it
.:|21·30·43|:. «~deci» Altima
.:|21·30·46|:. «~|K|» prices?
.:|21·30·57|:. «&May-chan» toyota = $9,995.00
.:|21·31·06|:. «&May-chan» nissan = $7995.00
.:|21·32·07|:. «&May-chan» like there's nothing wrong with the cars
.:|21·32·15|:. «&May-chan» their dealer is just going out of biz
.:|21·32·16|:. «~|K|» have you had a look at both of them?
.:|21·32·22|:. «&May-chan» so they're trying to get rid of cars
.:|21·32·31|:. «&May-chan» yeah
.:|21·32·37|:. «&May-chan» they're pretty much right next to each other
.:|21·32·37|:. «&May-chan» lol

etcetc, so the convo goes on like that for a little while.. talking about this car, then all of a sudden, deci pipes in..

.:|21·34·30|:. «~deci» oh
.:|21·34·33|:. «~deci» called my dad
.:|21·34·38|:. «~deci» 04 is a bad year
.:|21·34·41|:. «~deci» fuck the altima
.:|21·34·45|:. «&May-chan» it is deci?
.:|21·34·50|:. «&May-chan» why's that?
.:|21·35·11|:. «~deci» weak engine mounts, bad pre-cat, ECU program updates, weak front struts, weak MAF sensor on 02-03 model, body flex (creaking noise under the suspension) noise cause by loose brace bolts under the cowl, head gasket failure
.:|21·35·34|:. «&May-chan» :o
.:|21·35·37|:. «&May-chan» hmmmmm
.:|21·35·43|:. «&May-chan» that's good to know
.:|21·36·13|:. «~deci» he says "it's cheaper but she'll end up paying more in the end for repairs and shit"
.:|21·36·58|:. «&May-chan» hmmmm
.:|21·37·21|:. «~deci» newer altimas are fine, but anything 07 or earilier is a pos

So, me being me.. and not believing a word that comes from anyones fingers/mouths.. I google what his 'dad' had said.. "weak engine mounts, bad pre-cat, ECU program updates, weak front struts, weak MAF sensor on 02-03 model, body flex (creaking noise under the suspension) noise cause by loose brace bolts under the cowl, head gasket failure"

- Turns out daddy didn't say it..because google says otherwise
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=weak+engine+mounts%2C+bad+pre-cat%2C+ECU+program+updates%2C+weak+front+struts%2C+weak+MAF+sensor+on+02-03+model%2C+body+flex+%28creaking+noise+under+the+suspension%29+noise+cause+by+loose+brace+bolts+under+the+cowl%2C+head+gasket+failure&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

AKA... : http://townhall-talk.edmunds.com/direct/view/.f13b80e

No one is ever allowed to tell me I read into things too much, ever, I can see straight through bullshit, no matter how hard people try to hide it ;)

me..bored..once again, It's so fun pretending to be a guy when someone is being a dick to your buddies :D

k, me being bored on a saturday night! haha... I gave him a <3 at the end because I kinda felt bad :x

Martin — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:07 PM

do u fancy some naughty fun ? x

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:21 PM

erm

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:22 PM

Define naughty fun?

Martin — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:30 PM

u know fun between 2 adults making each other cum x

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:59 PM

hahahaha, I think I'll pass.

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:59 PM

:P

Martin — 12:41 AM

well can we get 2 know each other+then it wont be a stranger wh makes u cum so hard u wanna scream x

Kirsty — 12:43 AM

hahaha, you could never make me cum so hard I want to scream

Kirsty — 12:43 AM

Because for one.. you're british

Martin — 12:43 AM

let me try,bet I can x

Martin — 12:44 AM

hats that mean-I am british!

Kirsty — 12:45 AM

What does it mean? Would you like me to explain? Well.. It's a well known fact that the brits have small dicks..
They also never fail to disappoint time and time again, so seriously.. I really think I'll pass

Kirsty — 12:45 AM

:p

Martin — 12:45 AM

am good job I am not british then !

Kirsty — 12:46 AM

Then what are you?

Martin — 12:46 AM

am horny

Kirsty — 12:46 AM

You're a loser.

Martin — 12:47 AM

and what r u? a winner....

Kirsty — 12:47 AM

sure thing!

Kirsty — 12:47 AM

And a cunt, well known fact.

Martin — 12:47 AM

would like 2 c your cunt+taste it

Kirsty — 12:51 AM

You know, I taste my cunt every single day.. and it tastes damnnnnnnn good, I don't need a guy to taste it and for him to tell me that

Kirsty — 12:51 AM

so seriously, no thank you.

Martin — 12:52 AM

whatever

Kirsty — 12:53 AM

Yes dear, whatever ;)

Martin — 12:53 AM

:-(

Kirsty — 12:54 AM

<3

Gotta look after friends!

So, some faggot decides to pm a friend of mine.. and try to cyber her.. So of course and as always, I get involved, I don't think he liked it some how though.. Shit guys must have so much fun online.. I love pretending to be male sometimes.. haha <3


.:|17:08:06|:. «|K|» Oh hi
.:|17:08:14|:. «|K|» so, I hear you like taking people anally.
.:|17:08:41|:. «|K|» Would you like it if i bent you over.. and took you with my 16" cock, unlubed..
.:|17:08:41|:. «|K|» Man
.:|17:08:47|:. «|K|» i'm so fucking hard for a tight asshole right now
.:|17:09:36|:. «|K|» are you there? i'm stroking my cock and thinking about your ass...
.:|17:09:44|:. «|K|» I want to blow my load deep inside it..
.:|17:09:45|:. «|K|» mmmmm
.:|17:10:55|:. «|K|» Just imagine me... Pushing your head down onto the table, while my rock hard, throbbing dick pounds deep into your asshole
.:|17:11:09|:. «|K|» my hands wrapping tightly round your neck every time you groan
.:|17:11:19|:. «[N-A]15MICROY» im a guy bitch
.:|17:11:31|:. «|K|» But you want my cock..
.:|17:11:36|:. «|K|» and boy oh boy.. does it want you
.:|17:11:36|:. «[N-A]15MICROY» no
.:|17:11:43|:. «|K|» It's pulsating just at the thought of your asshole..
.:|17:11:51|:. «|K|» I love a tight asshole.. I do.
.:|17:11:57|:. «|K|» I'm stroking my cock thinking about it
(error) no such nick/channel [[N-A]15MICROY]

Do not..ever.....

.:|21:43:48|:. «Cara» you there?
[%] /whois list for: [Cara]
[%] end of /whois list for: [Cara]
.:|23:02:09|:. «|K|» ?
.:|23:02:25|:. «Cara» nevermind on what i was gonna ask earlier.
.:|23:02:27|:. «Cara» how are you?
.:|23:02:59|:. «|K|» Umm..what were you going to ask?
.:|23:04:26|:. «Cara» if you could unban me. but nevermind. i got pyro to do it...made a deal to not call him a virgin in the public channel again :P
.:|23:05:46|:. «Cara» also, different question....know any good rock/metal/alternative songs?
.:|23:07:14|:. «|K|» Why do you keep asking me to do shit?
.:|23:07:23|:. «|K|» I don't even go into that stupid channel any more
.:|23:07:30|:. «Cara» sorry
.:|23:07:32|:. «Cara» jeez
.:|23:07:32|:. «|K|» and I don't see why you even waste your time there either
.:|23:07:36|:. «Cara» i'll just leave you alone
.:|23:07:40|:. «|K|» Good idea.
.:|23:07:49|:. «Cara» since you just wanna be holed up in your own little mind.
.:|23:07:54|:. «Cara» away from the world
.:|23:08:16|:. «|K|» oh shut the fuck up, don't try and read me just because i bitched at you.
.:|23:08:30|:. «Cara» and i go in there because it's fun to watch people make idiots of themselves. it's a shame you left.
.:|23:09:22|:. «|K|» Well, Unlike yourself and others, I'd rather not hang in a channel where i'm getting akicked randomly just because one person doesn't like me.
.:|23:09:37|:. «Cara» i don't mind it, because sometimes i deserve it.
.:|23:09:52|:. «Cara» and i learn to deal with it because shit goes on sometimes that's beyond my control.
.:|23:11:18|:. «|K|» Well then that's your own fault.
.:|23:11:20|:. «|K|» Not mine
.:|23:11:26|:. «|K|» Now, could you kindly stop messaging me.
.:|23:12:10|:. «Cara» i will once you realize how much of an arrogant prick you've become.
.:|23:13:12|:. «|K|» Yup, I'm an arrogant prick, And it's fucking awesome.
.:|23:13:21|:. «|K|» It makes me so wet just realizing how arrogant i am
.:|23:13:22|:. «|K|» etc
.:|23:13:22|:. «|K|» etc
.:|23:13:47|:. «Cara» go fuck a walrus. you're so loose that that's the only thing that can satisfy you anymore.
.:|23:14:16|:. «|K|» And that's the best insult you can come up with?
.:|23:14:36|:. «Cara» yep. i'm terrible at insulting people because i'm too nice.
.:|23:14:36|:. «|K|» Wow, get off the internet for a few years, go get laid.. Go mature, then come back and try to insult me.
.:|23:14:38|:. «Cara» :P
.:|23:14:52|:. «Cara» get off the internet and get a real life while i do that.
.:|23:24:14|:. «|K|» Me? I have one thank you very much.
.:|23:24:27|:. «Cara» if you say so.
.:|23:24:38|:. «|K|» And i don't appreciate a child trying to tell me what to do.
.:|23:24:45|:. «|K|» So, off you go.
.:|23:24:49|:. «Cara» i'm not trying to tell you what to do.
.:|23:26:10|:. «|K|» Sure you are
.:|23:26:19|:. «|K|» Now, once again, I will ask you nicely
.:|23:26:23|:. «|K|» Actually no, i'll tell you
.:|23:26:27|:. «|K|» Stop fucking pm'ing me.
.:|23:26:30|:. «Cara» ok. i'll leave. before you try to rip me a new one.

At this time in a morning, when I haven't slept.. I just can't help myself sometimes...

.:|08:33:44|:. «@lulwut» omg a fat man
.:|08:33:51|:. «%fatman» yep!
.:|08:34:02|:. «%fatman» 5ft9in, 340lbs
.:|08:34:12|:. «@lulwut» o kewl
.:|08:34:33|:. «%fatman» consider myself beyond morbily obese
.:|08:35:55|:. «@|K|» can i ride your ripples?
.:|08:37:32|:. «%fatman» why?
.:|08:38:13|:. «@|K|» cause it'd be like..surfing
.:|08:38:14|:. «@|K|» :D
.:|08:38:30|:. «%fatman» my ripples aren't that big
.:|08:38:47|:. «%fatman» i can still reach my dick to fap
.:|08:38:57|:. «@|K|» just?
.:|08:39:17|:. «%fatman» naw... still got some arm length to spare
.:|08:39:39|:. «@|K|» Got long arms too?
.:|08:39:47|:. «@|K|» do they ripple also?
.:|08:40:28|:. «%fatman» not really.
.:|08:40:35|:. «%fatman» arm span is like 5ft8in
.:|08:40:45|:. «%fatman» i have a tape measure beside me and decided to measure
.:|08:41:42|:. «@|K|» Awesome.
.:|08:41:54|:. «%fatman» yeah
.:|08:41:57|:. «@|K|» Do you have to hold your flab above your head to be able to touch your penis?
.:|08:42:03|:. «%fatman» no
.:|08:42:37|:. «%fatman» i usually let gravity do that work for me
.:|08:42:47|:. «@|K|» so, you hang upside down and fap?
.:|08:42:53|:. «%fatman» sometimes
.:|08:43:00|:. «@|K|» That's awesome
.:|08:43:09|:. «%fatman» oh the climax is
.:|08:43:10|:. «@|K|» getting smacked in the face with your moobs while you fap.
.:|08:43:37|:. «%fatman» yep
.:|08:43:43|:. «@|K|» That's really hot fatman.
.:|08:43:48|:. «%fatman» is it?
.:|08:43:51|:. «@|K|» yeah.

Mine and kamper/shibby's trolling marriage.. LOL (old logs)

Kirsty: hey babe, i will be home soon, you wont need a joint
Kirsty: ;)
shibby: i will need a joint
POO2: lol
shibby: after 6 hours of crazy
POO2: u lot r funnnnu
POO2: *funny
shibby: teletubby sex
POO2: XD
POO2: PMSL
POO2: teletubby sex
POO2: lo
Kirsty: teletubby?
Kirsty: OMFG
shibby: yes
Kirsty: wtf
POO2: *lol
shibby: we are going to dress up
Kirsty: oh
shibby: like teletubbies
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: again
POO2: omg
shibby: yes :\
shibby: i have a fetish
POO2: LOL
POO2: OMG
POO2: U R SO FUNNY
POO2: UR KILLINBG ME
POO2: *KILLING
gerald: ow my eyes :(
* POO2 gasps for air
Kirsty: why cant we dress up as super heros instead?
POO2: lol
POO2: no
POO2: teletubbiesa re better
shibby: if you dont want to
Kirsty: im getting bored of the same thing all the time shibby
shibby: i can sleep in the kids bed
shibby: again
shibby: :\
POO2: TWEENIES
POO2: DRESS UPAS TWEENIES
Kirsty: YOU FUCKING DISERVED THAT
Kirsty: that was your own fault
Kirsty: you were being a cock.
Kirsty: tell you what
shibby: IT WAS DARK
Kirsty: you can sleep in the kids bed tonight to.
Kirsty: or the sofa.
shibby: b_b
shibby: fine
POO2: wtf are u on about
Kirsty: or go to your fucking mothers
shibby: FINE
Kirsty: i really dont care
POO2: i thought it was a joke
shibby: IM TAKING THE KIDS
shibby: TO MY MOMS
Kirsty: NO
shibby: FUCK
Kirsty: leave them where they are.
shibby: WHEN I GET HOME
shibby: FROM WORK
shibby: IM TAKING THEM
POO2: WTF
shibby: AND LEAVING
gerald: crumbs
shibby: TILL MONDAY
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENINF?
shibby: YOU OBVIOUSLY
POO2: I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE?
shibby: NEED A BREAK
shibby: FROM THINGS
Kirsty: or i will make sure you have no money.
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: get the fuck outta my house.
shibby: OBVIOUSLY YOU DO
Kirsty: dont bother coming back
shibby: IM PAYING
POO2: omfg
shibby: FOR RENT
gerald: YOU'RE PAYING? feel these nipples!
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: RENT?
* shibby feels those nipples
Kirsty: RENT?
Kirsty: ITS MY HOUSE.
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: its in my name.
shibby: SO
shibby: IM PAYING$$$$$
Kirsty: prove it
POO2: OMG SHIBBY AND KIRST, ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH OR IS THIS SERIOUS
shibby: HOW R YOU GOING TO FEED THE KIDS WHEN U WORK GIVING OUT SAUSAGE SAMPLES AT THE GROCERY STORE
Kirsty: do we look like we're laughing?
gerald: :o
POO2: SOZ
Kirsty: easy
POO2: OMG
POO2: THIS IS REAL?
Kirsty: i will go onto benefits
shibby: fuck that
POO2: UR ACTUALLY...BREAKING UP?
shibby: kids dont need that shit
Kirsty: they need their mother
Kirsty: you cant take them away from me
POO2: STAY TOGETHER ...
POO2: FOR THE KIDS
shibby: watch me
Kirsty: you dont deserve them
Kirsty: I LOVE THEM KIDS
Kirsty: YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING
shibby: i work my ass off to feed those kids
POO2: OMG
POO2: OMG
POO2: OMG
JeffP: THOSE SAUSAGE SAMPLES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD
gerald: crumbs
Kirsty: NO YOU DONT
POO2: LOL
* gerald is blown away by force of Jeffp's statement
shibby: YEAH I Do
shibby: I GET UP AT 5AM
shibby: AND COME HOME AT 10AM
Kirsty: YOU SMOKE JOINTS ALL DAY
shibby: EVERYDAY
JeffP: guys
shibby: SO WHAT
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: SHUT UP
POO2: OMG
JeffP: PLEASE JUST MAKE UP
JeffP: dont do this :(
Kirsty: No.
POO2: THEY'RE BREAKING UP AND THEY HAVE _KIDS_
JeffP: THINK OF THE KIDS
shibby: ATLEAST I DONT GET DRUNK IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
Kirsty: DONT YOU DARE
Kirsty: I NEVER DO.
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: EVER.
Kirsty: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Kirsty: THOSE ARE MY CHILDREN
shibby: ATLEAST I GO
POO2: THINK OF YOUR FUCKING *KIDS*
shibby: TO GREGS HOUSE
shibby: TO GET HIGH
Kirsty: I WOULD NEVER DO ANYtHING TO HARM THEM
shibby: AND I COME BACK
shibby: WHEN IM SOBER
Kirsty: WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU WERE ON CRACK?!
POO2: THIS IS SERIOUS, RUGHT?
Kirsty: exactly
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: :(
POO2: *RIGHT
shibby: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
gerald: :o
Kirsty: dont preach to me.
JeffP: STOP FIGHTING
* gerald downloads some porn for JeffP
JeffP: SERIOUSLY
* gerald is blown off feet by force of POO2's statement
POO2: ARE YOU PLAYING A JOKE ON ME OR WAT?
gerald: :o
shibby: FUCK THIS
gerald: :O
JeffP: NO SHIBBY
JeffP: GUYS
* gerald falls over
Kirsty: fuck you
JeffP: JSTOSJFE(RU#
JeffP: F*{#UF*($UFHUJF*#F*#UF
JeffP: :(
Kirsty: get your fucking stuff outta my house
* shibby (kamper@Rizon-A9E186FF.did.you.rm-rf.us) has left #ircg0d
JeffP: guys
POO2: OMG
JeffP: im gonna come over and fi- shit
Kirsty: thank fuck for that
Kirsty: wanker
POO2: OMG
POO2: WAS THAT REAL?
POO2: KIRST?
POO2: ARE U ACTUALLY TOGETHER?
JeffP: not the time POO2
POO2: IS HE IN THE HOUSE LIKE NOW
Kirsty: hes going to leave me :(
POO2: lol, it craks me up whenever sum1 calls me POO2
POO2: wtf just happened?
JeffP: its not your fault kirsty, he's just being an asshat :(
POO2: why did u have an arguement
POO2: how ?
Kirsty: because hes such a fucking idiot and is always stoned
Kirsty: and i cant take it any more
POO2: oh
Kirsty: i work so hard for my babies
POO2: is he in ur house right now?
Kirsty: wtf does he do
POO2: awwww
* shibby (kamper@Rizon-A9E186FF.did.you.rm-rf.us) has joined #ircg0d
* [^_^] sets mode: +ao shibby shibby
gerald: sup shibby
shibby: by the way, i'm coming home now to get all my shit.
shibby: fuck off gerald
Kirsty: good
gerald: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Kirsty: i want you out.
JeffP: how about
POO2: LOL
JeffP: i get your stuff for you shibby
shibby: greg is gonna help me
POO2: SHIBBY UR AN ASS
JeffP: because i dont want either of you assaulting the other
shibby: fuck that
POO2: UR A FUCKING WANKER
shibby: I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS SHIT
shibby: EVERY DAY
POO2: ...
Kirsty: OK HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
Kirsty: SO MUCH PRESSURE IS BEING PUT ON ME
shibby: BETTER THAN I DO RIGHT NOW OBVIOUSLY
POO2: how lame! ur breaking upover *mibbit*
gerald: crumbs
Kirsty: I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH FOR OUR BABIES!
Kirsty: AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!?!
shibby: ALL YOU DO IS WORK PART TIME AND WATCH SOAP OPERAS ALL DAY
Kirsty: You're always out
JeffP: ill shove crumbs up your ass gerald
gerald: blimey
POO2: LOL
shibby: I GET HOME AND THERES NEVER ANY SUPPER ON THE TABLE
shibby: I GOTTA FEED THE FUCKING KIDS
JeffP: BLIMEY IS FUCKING RIGHT BITCH
shibby: AFTER WORKING ALL DAY
* gerald blinks
Kirsty: NO YOU FUCKING DONT
gerald: Lordy.
shibby: YES I FUCKING DO
POO2: KIRSTY IS RIGHT
JeffP: BLOODY 'ELL GUYS
Kirsty: you fucking dont
shibby: I HAD TO TAKE THE BUS TO THE STORE TO PICK UP MILK AND SHIT
JeffP: STOP YOUR BICKERING
Kirsty: shibby
POO2: U SHOULDN'T EXPECT UR WIFE TO DO EVERYTHING
shibby: CAUSE YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT
Kirsty: every day you break my fucking heart over and over
shibby: DURING YOUR OH-SO-BUSY DAY
POO2: SHE HAS ALOT ON HER HANDS
Kirsty: and i cant take it any more
POO2: THE KIDS
gerald: :O
Kirsty: im having a nervous break down
POO2: HER LIFE AS A WHOLE
shibby: THE KIDS ARE ANGELS
Kirsty: but you cant see it
shibby: IF I HAD A CHOICE
POO2: FUCK OFF SHIBBY, WE DONT NEED U HERE
shibby: ID STAY HOME ALL DAY
shibby: AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS
shibby: BUT SOMEONE HAS TO WORK
gerald: Lordy.
Kirsty: you dont realise how much you're breaking my heart
POO2: UR WIFE TRIES HER HARDEST
POO2: AND U DONT APPRECIATE IT
POO2: YOU COMPLAIN
Kirsty: i love you so much, and you just dont see it... i try everything for our babies
POO2: AND NAF
POO2: *NAG
JeffP: LOOK
shibby: I NEVER COMPLAIN
JeffP: I KNOW YOU BOTH ARE CHEESED OFF
JeffP: BUT HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH GO AND COOL DOWN
JeffP: THEN TALK
POO2: U JUST DID COMPLAIN
POO2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirsty: YOU NEVER COMPLAIN?!
POO2: KIRST, EVEN SHIBBY'S ANNOYING ME NOW
shibby: NO
shibby: I DONT
Kirsty: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NOW THEN?!
POO2: I BET YOU DO
Kirsty: YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN
POO2: YEAH
shibby: I COMPLAIN WHEN YOU DONT DO SHIT RIGHT
POO2: I AGREE WITH KIRST
Kirsty: YOU ALWAYS WANT THINGS DONE YOUR WAY
POO2: EVERYONE GETS THINGS WRONG
* gerald falls over
Kirsty: SO DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF
Kirsty: EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES
POO2: YOU NEED TO FORGIVE AND FUCKING FORGET
* gerald is blown away by force of Kirsty's statement
shibby: I ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO DO IT MYSELF
gerald: I say.
Kirsty: no you fucking dont
Kirsty: dont start that one
shibby: YOU COULDNT EVEN GET THE RIGHT KIND OF DIAPERS
shibby: FOR JAMES
POO2: DONT ABUSE KIRSTY
Kirsty: when was the last time you cleaned our fucking house?!
POO2: YEAH!
shibby: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DIDNT DRINK FOR 24 HOURS
Kirsty: ...
Kirsty: i dont drink
Kirsty: you know i wont infront of our babies
POO2: KIRST, ONE THING U SHUD NO ABOUT MEN, THEY CANT MULTITASK!!!
Kirsty: they mean far too much to me
shibby: so all those bottles of wine in the garage
shibby: those were the kids
shibby: that drank those
Kirsty: ..
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: of course not
POO2: SHUT UP
Kirsty: dont be so fucking stupid
POO2: SHIBBY
gerald: :O
shibby: i dont see you drinking when i get home at night
shibby: so you obviously drink during the day
shibby: with the kids
POO2: SHUT UP
POO2: SHE WOULDN'T DARE
* gerald blinks
POO2: SHIBBY, U DONT KNOW THIS, BUT I AM KIRSTY'S BEST FRIEND
shibby: I THINK I KNOW WHO MY WIFES FRIENDS ARE
POO2: ...
Kirsty: robert, dont you dare... i love our kids. can you not see i cant cope with your anger any more
shibby: im not angry
Kirsty: you're turning me into a person i dont want to be
shibby: i'm frustrated
Kirsty: you are angry
shibby: i'm frustrated
POO2: KIRSTY
Kirsty: you shout at me all the time
gerald: YOU'RE frustrated? feel these nipples!
POO2: YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT
shibby: i only shout cause it seems to be the only way to get things through to you
POO2: KIRST, SHIBBY DOESN'T DESERVE U
nate: o.O
Kirsty: Robert, why does everything have to be so damn perfect?
POO2: WELL, HOW DO U THINK SHE FEELS WHEN SHE CANT THINGS THROUGH TO YOU
POO2: LIKE WHEN UR FUCKING ANGRY
shibby: because thats how i was raised
Kirsty: our kids mean far too much to be bickering over shit like this
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: HOW ABOUT
shibby: i dont want our kids to grow up
JeffP: i GO AND GET YOU TWO
shibby: like i did
* nate pops off the shift keys and capslock keys so they can't be used anymore
JeffP: AND WE CAN ALL GO SEE SOME HELP
Kirsty: well just because you're a stuck up fucker...doesnt mean my kids have to be
JeffP: SERIOUSLY
POO2: LOL
JeffP: IT DOESNT NEED TO BE THIS WAY
gerald: lordy
JeffP: LISTEN
JeffP: TO ME
JeffP: DO IT
POO2: KIRSTY
POO2: YOU DONT NEED HIM
shibby: the kids need discipline, and obviously so do you
gerald: Blimey.
POO2: AND HE ISN;T A GOOD IMAGE FOR THE KIDS
POO2: NOT A GOOD INFLUANCE
shibby: i am a perfect image for the kids
reds: Crikey
shibby: they fucking love me
* reds (~reds@Rizon-E860DB42.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: [02:15] Kizul: Heh.n .n)
Kirsty: ....
Kirsty: so what am i then?
Kirsty: !
shibby: i dont ever hear
Kirsty: WELL?!?!
POO2: KIRSTY
gerald: wow
shibby: mommy mommy take us skating
POO2: IS THE ONE WHO TAKES ALL THE FUCKING SHIT OFF U
shibby: mommy mommy can we go see a movie
shibby: no
shibby: its always
shibby: daddy this daddy that
Kirsty: you're un-fucking-believable
POO2: U NEVER TAKE IT OFF HER, U JUST DENY IT
Kirsty: i cant believe you
Kirsty: YOU BLACKMAIL THEM
Kirsty: WITH MONEY
Kirsty: AND GIFTS
shibby: fuck that
shibby: someone has to show them theyre appreciated and loved
Kirsty: OF COURSE ITS ALWAY GOING TO BE DADDY DADDY DADDY
gerald: i say
Kirsty: yes
Kirsty: not by money!
POO2: i agree with kirst
shibby: i bet if i put a camera in the house all day they would be playing by themselves with you on the couch drunk and passed out
shibby: how is that gonna be on them mentally
shibby: when they grow up
Kirsty: thats not true
* nate sits back with some popcorn
shibby: they are going to be
Kirsty: and you fucking know that
shibby: anti social
shibby: mother fuckers
Kirsty: I love my fucking kids
POO2: lol
POO2: nate
Kirsty: robert
POO2: ROBERT, LEAVE HER ALONE
Kirsty: i think we should maybe get a divorce
* nate forgot to butter the popcorn, brb
shibby: no
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: i think its best
shibby: i wont let you
shibby: get out of this
POO2: OMG
shibby: that easy
Kirsty: you cant stop me
POO2: U CANT DIVORCE
shibby: watch me
POO2: DONT KILL HER
Kirsty: why should i stay married to a prick like you?
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: oh
shibby: because you love me
Kirsty: how are you going to stop me?
POO2: SHE DOESN'T
Kirsty: beat me to death?
POO2: DO U LUV HER SHIBBY?
shibby: im not violent
Kirsty: well you said you were going to stop me
shibby: of course i do, she's the mother of my children
nate: is this a bad time to mention the affair I had with shibby? :(
shibby: you have no reason to divorce me
POO2: THEN, WHY DID U ABUSE HER OF INNAPROPRAITE ACTIONS WHILST YOUR CHILDREN WERE AROUND
shibby: i did no such thing
POO2: U DID
shibby: you don't know shit boy
POO2: I SED SHE DRUNK
POO2: U SED SHE WAS DRUNK AROUND EM
siz: wow what has this channel turned in to...
shibby: she is
POO2: AND DRUNK ALL DAY LONG WIV THEM AROUND
shibby: she is
POO2: THEN U OBVIOUSLY DONT GIVE A SHIT
* gerald is blown off feet by force of POO2's statement
shibby: i give a shit for my kids
shibby: but i cant change her
shibby: i tried a thousand times
POO2: BUT NOT FUR UR FUCKIGN WIFE
shibby: im not the bad guy here
POO2: YOU DONT TRY TO CHANGE THE WOMAN YOU MARRIED, U MARRY THE GIRL U THINK SHE IS#
Kirsty: robert. you're breaking my heart..
shibby: if i knew she was going to be drunk 24/7
Kirsty: i need to tell you something...
shibby: i would have married a bar
POO2: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT PROPOSING BEFORE THEN
gerald: crumbs
shibby: what
Kirsty: ...
Kirsty: you're a cunt
shibby: i know i am
shibby: and i'm sorry for that
Kirsty: i've been sleeping with nate.
Kirsty: i'm sorry
shibby: what..
POO2: =O
POO2: shock horror
gerald: blimey
Kirsty: i just couldn't stand it any more..
Kirsty: i couldnt take your anger
shibby: fuck you
POO2: OMGI JUST HAD MY P[ERIOD
shibby: and you think you deserve the kids
Kirsty: yeah
POO2: SOZ
Kirsty: sure i do.
shibby: yeah
POO2: BRB#
shibby: so that every week
shibby: you can have a new man in the house
shibby: and one day
shibby: one of those fucks
Kirsty: nate is the only guy
shibby: is gonna touch one of my kids
shibby: and im gonna fucking kill him
Kirsty: ..
shibby: and end up in jail
Kirsty: DONT BE SO FUCKING STUPID
shibby: is that what you fucking want\
Kirsty: i would never put my kids in danger
Kirsty: YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT
shibby: how do you know
shibby: he doesnt touch kids
shibby: i dont even give a shit
shibby: about u fucking someone else
shibby: honestly dont
shibby: but i wont let u take the kids on your hooker journeys
POO2: I GOVE A SHIT ABOUT UR RELATIONSHIP
POO2: YOU SAY UR BOTH LOVE THE KIDS
Kirsty: ..
Kirsty: did you just call me a hooker?
shibby: no
shibby: i said
Kirsty: get your shit, out of my house.
shibby: you go on hooker journeys
shibby: but then again
shibby: youre sleeping with other men
shibby: when youre married
shibby: so what are you
shibby: an angel?
Kirsty: you're never there for me.
shibby: i have to work
Kirsty: so do i!
Kirsty: but i still make time for you!
Kirsty: you're just enver interested!
shibby: yes well your job brings in 7$/hour
Kirsty: so i had to go else where
shibby: when i get home after working 10 hours
Kirsty: oh dont fucking start that shit again
shibby: you think i wanna come home and get right to it
shibby: i just wanna relax for a bit
shibby: i get off work and i go to gregs house
shibby: cause everytime i get home
shibby: i dont even have my shoes off
shibby: and there u are
shibby: starting shit already
Kirsty: THAT IS BULLSHIT
* SubZ (~nospam@6C9E2ADF.95EB872D.A99B5C26.IP) has joined #ircg0d
Kirsty: absolute bullshit
shibby: bills this, supper that
Kirsty: how fucking dare you
Kirsty: I LOVE OUR KIDS
Kirsty: YOU TAKE THE PISS
SubZ: how are the happy couple today?
gerald: o_O
Kirsty: YOU'RE ALWAYS AT GREGS
Kirsty: ALWAY!
SubZ: oh arguing again.
Kirsty: IS IT ANY WONDER I WAS SLEEPING AROUND?!?
Kirsty: .op SubZ
* [^_^] sets mode: +o SubZ
Kirsty: hi SubZ
shibby: anyways
shibby: im tired of fighting
POO2: you say u luv ur kids with all ur heart, but ur not exactly thinking about ur kids now, are u
shibby: i got work to do
shibby: since i dont want ot be herre on the weekend
shibby: i told the kids i would take them skating
* POO2 sheds a bitter tear
Kirsty: robert
Kirsty: DONT YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE
Kirsty: we havent finished yet.
POO2: FOR FUCKS SAKE UR MAKING ME EMOTIONAL, MAKE UP AND KISS EACH OTHER INTO THE MOONLIGHT
shibby: i have to work unlike other people
Kirsty: i want you to get
Kirsty: your shit
Kirsty: out of my house
shibby: fuck that
gerald: s/your/you're/
Kirsty: and leave the kids
shibby: its my house too
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: its mine.
Kirsty: i want you out
gerald: I had one of them the other week. They're very nice, aren't they?
shibby: all the receipts from the land lady
Kirsty: i've had enough with your mood swings
shibby: are in MY NAME
Kirsty: and the way you are with me
shibby: MY NAME
shibby: NOT YOURS
shibby: MINE
shibby: I PAY THE BILLS
Kirsty: YOU SHOW ME NO EMOTIONS
Kirsty: I pay bills too!
shibby: YOU THINK THEY WILL CARE
POO2: FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST MAKE UP AND KISS EACH OTHER INTO THE MOONLIGHT
shibby: IF YOU PAY YOUR CELLPHONE BILLS
Kirsty: I AM NEVER ON MY CELL
Kirsty: so what fucking difference does it make?!
POO2: ME?
Kirsty: YOU TAKE EVERYTHING I DO for you forgranted
POO2: you do
POO2: she's right
POO2: PAY HER SOME FUCKING REPECT
shibby: ok
shibby: i respect the fact
shibby: that you sleep
shibby: with other men
shibby: while we are married
Kirsty: ...
shibby: happy?
Kirsty: it was once!
Kirsty: ONCE!
shibby: once twice
shibby: who cares
shibby: bye
POO2: or, u could just become a nerd and she'll think ur sexy and u'll fall in love again
Kirsty: and dont tell me you havent done the same!
JeffP: shibby slept with me once...
Kirsty: ..
POO2: =O
Kirsty: see.
Kirsty: just gets better.
POO2: AGAIN, SHOCK HORROR
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING
Kirsty: robert, i want a divorce
Kirsty: its over
Kirsty: i cant take it
Kirsty: im breaking down
POO2: I SLEPT WITH SHIBBY
Kirsty: POO2 stfu
POO2: only joking
POO2: sorry
Kirsty: i dont know how much more i can take of this
POO2: not the right time
POO2: i just felt left out
Pheniox: O_O
Kirsty: im in floods of tears
POO2: soz
POO2: OMG
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POO2: YOU NEED REST
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POO2: DO U WANT ME TO COME ROUND UR PLACE AND COMFORT U?
* Pheniox huggles Kirsty
POO2: I CAN BRING MY HERSHEY'S BAR
POO2: U CAN HAVE IT
Kirsty: .halfop JeffP
* [^_^] sets mode: +h JeffP
Kirsty: POO2; you dont even know where i live.
Kirsty: and no.
POO2: oh, okay. just trying to help.
Kirsty: he's gone off again..fucking typical
POO2: kirsty, do u hate me?
JeffP: yes go away
POO2: please dont hat me
POO2: =(
POO2: i'm on ur side
POO2: please kirst
POO2: i want to help u
Kirsty: just please...i want to be left alone right now, i dont think i can take this any more
POO2: DIVORCE HIM
Kirsty: i dont know what i want
POO2: kirst, he doesn't deserve you
POO2: your too special
POO2: =)
gerald: :)
POO2: chin up, smile and bring on the new day
SubZ: Kirsty is a fucking bitch]
JeffP: who are you, why are you here
SubZ: she beats her husband
JeffP: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW US
Kirsty: dont you fucking start
Kirsty: NO I DONT
SubZ: i heard you hit him really hard and gave him a black eye
SubZ: and he had to go to work
Pheniox: back off of her Subz
SubZ: shhh
JeffP: POO WHO ARE YOU
Kirsty: yea, he also broke my arm
SubZ: u dont know what shes like
gerald: :O
Kirsty: DID HE TELL YOU THAT?!
JeffP: STOP TRYING TO RUIN THINGS YOURE MAKING IT WORSE
POO2: NO SHE IS NPT
POO2: *NOT
POO2: HE IS YESTERDAY KIRST
SubZ: he told me u tried to run him over once in the driveway
SubZ: of uyour house
Kirsty: ohhh its all one sided isnt it.
POO2: go on, go kiss ur children SHUT UP SUBZ
Kirsty: yeah you're taking his side as usual
POO2: TAKE CARE KIRST
* POO2 (5298c97d@64EC2096.CEA35EEB.14D0A96F.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
SubZ: ) go on, go kiss ur children SHUT UP SUBZ
Kirsty: LMFAO
SubZ: RIFK
JeffP: lol
Kirsty: THAT FUCKING ROCK
Kirsty: ED
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: OMFG
Kirsty: who the fuck
Kirsty: was that
* SubZ slaps Kirsty with a large Trout
* Kirsty molests SubZ
Kirsty: who was that guy
Kirsty: fukc