.:|21:43:48|:. «Cara» you there?
[%] /whois list for: [Cara]
[%] end of /whois list for: [Cara]
.:|23:02:09|:. «|K|» ?
.:|23:02:25|:. «Cara» nevermind on what i was gonna ask earlier.
.:|23:02:27|:. «Cara» how are you?
.:|23:02:59|:. «|K|» Umm..what were you going to ask?
.:|23:04:26|:. «Cara» if you could unban me. but nevermind. i got pyro to do it...made a deal to not call him a virgin in the public channel again :P
.:|23:05:46|:. «Cara» also, different question....know any good rock/metal/alternative songs?
.:|23:07:14|:. «|K|» Why do you keep asking me to do shit?
.:|23:07:23|:. «|K|» I don't even go into that stupid channel any more
.:|23:07:30|:. «Cara» sorry
.:|23:07:32|:. «Cara» jeez
.:|23:07:32|:. «|K|» and I don't see why you even waste your time there either
.:|23:07:36|:. «Cara» i'll just leave you alone
.:|23:07:40|:. «|K|» Good idea.
.:|23:07:49|:. «Cara» since you just wanna be holed up in your own little mind.
.:|23:07:54|:. «Cara» away from the world
.:|23:08:16|:. «|K|» oh shut the fuck up, don't try and read me just because i bitched at you.
.:|23:08:30|:. «Cara» and i go in there because it's fun to watch people make idiots of themselves. it's a shame you left.
.:|23:09:22|:. «|K|» Well, Unlike yourself and others, I'd rather not hang in a channel where i'm getting akicked randomly just because one person doesn't like me.
.:|23:09:37|:. «Cara» i don't mind it, because sometimes i deserve it.
.:|23:09:52|:. «Cara» and i learn to deal with it because shit goes on sometimes that's beyond my control.
.:|23:11:18|:. «|K|» Well then that's your own fault.
.:|23:11:20|:. «|K|» Not mine
.:|23:11:26|:. «|K|» Now, could you kindly stop messaging me.
.:|23:12:10|:. «Cara» i will once you realize how much of an arrogant prick you've become.
.:|23:13:12|:. «|K|» Yup, I'm an arrogant prick, And it's fucking awesome.
.:|23:13:21|:. «|K|» It makes me so wet just realizing how arrogant i am
.:|23:13:22|:. «|K|» etc
.:|23:13:22|:. «|K|» etc
.:|23:13:47|:. «Cara» go fuck a walrus. you're so loose that that's the only thing that can satisfy you anymore.
.:|23:14:16|:. «|K|» And that's the best insult you can come up with?
.:|23:14:36|:. «Cara» yep. i'm terrible at insulting people because i'm too nice.
.:|23:14:36|:. «|K|» Wow, get off the internet for a few years, go get laid.. Go mature, then come back and try to insult me.
.:|23:14:38|:. «Cara» :P
.:|23:14:52|:. «Cara» get off the internet and get a real life while i do that.
.:|23:24:14|:. «|K|» Me? I have one thank you very much.
.:|23:24:27|:. «Cara» if you say so.
.:|23:24:38|:. «|K|» And i don't appreciate a child trying to tell me what to do.
.:|23:24:45|:. «|K|» So, off you go.
.:|23:24:49|:. «Cara» i'm not trying to tell you what to do.
.:|23:26:10|:. «|K|» Sure you are
.:|23:26:19|:. «|K|» Now, once again, I will ask you nicely
.:|23:26:23|:. «|K|» Actually no, i'll tell you
.:|23:26:27|:. «|K|» Stop fucking pm'ing me.
.:|23:26:30|:. «Cara» ok. i'll leave. before you try to rip me a new one.
Wednesday 26 August 2009
Tuesday 25 August 2009
At this time in a morning, when I haven't slept.. I just can't help myself sometimes...
.:|08:33:44|:. «@lulwut» omg a fat man
.:|08:33:51|:. «%fatman» yep!
.:|08:34:02|:. «%fatman» 5ft9in, 340lbs
.:|08:34:12|:. «@lulwut» o kewl
.:|08:34:33|:. «%fatman» consider myself beyond morbily obese
.:|08:35:55|:. «@|K|» can i ride your ripples?
.:|08:37:32|:. «%fatman» why?
.:|08:38:13|:. «@|K|» cause it'd be like..surfing
.:|08:38:14|:. «@|K|» :D
.:|08:38:30|:. «%fatman» my ripples aren't that big
.:|08:38:47|:. «%fatman» i can still reach my dick to fap
.:|08:38:57|:. «@|K|» just?
.:|08:39:17|:. «%fatman» naw... still got some arm length to spare
.:|08:39:39|:. «@|K|» Got long arms too?
.:|08:39:47|:. «@|K|» do they ripple also?
.:|08:40:28|:. «%fatman» not really.
.:|08:40:35|:. «%fatman» arm span is like 5ft8in
.:|08:40:45|:. «%fatman» i have a tape measure beside me and decided to measure
.:|08:41:42|:. «@|K|» Awesome.
.:|08:41:54|:. «%fatman» yeah
.:|08:41:57|:. «@|K|» Do you have to hold your flab above your head to be able to touch your penis?
.:|08:42:03|:. «%fatman» no
.:|08:42:37|:. «%fatman» i usually let gravity do that work for me
.:|08:42:47|:. «@|K|» so, you hang upside down and fap?
.:|08:42:53|:. «%fatman» sometimes
.:|08:43:00|:. «@|K|» That's awesome
.:|08:43:09|:. «%fatman» oh the climax is
.:|08:43:10|:. «@|K|» getting smacked in the face with your moobs while you fap.
.:|08:43:37|:. «%fatman» yep
.:|08:43:43|:. «@|K|» That's really hot fatman.
.:|08:43:48|:. «%fatman» is it?
.:|08:43:51|:. «@|K|» yeah.
.:|08:33:51|:. «%fatman» yep!
.:|08:34:02|:. «%fatman» 5ft9in, 340lbs
.:|08:34:12|:. «@lulwut» o kewl
.:|08:34:33|:. «%fatman» consider myself beyond morbily obese
.:|08:35:55|:. «@|K|» can i ride your ripples?
.:|08:37:32|:. «%fatman» why?
.:|08:38:13|:. «@|K|» cause it'd be like..surfing
.:|08:38:14|:. «@|K|» :D
.:|08:38:30|:. «%fatman» my ripples aren't that big
.:|08:38:47|:. «%fatman» i can still reach my dick to fap
.:|08:38:57|:. «@|K|» just?
.:|08:39:17|:. «%fatman» naw... still got some arm length to spare
.:|08:39:39|:. «@|K|» Got long arms too?
.:|08:39:47|:. «@|K|» do they ripple also?
.:|08:40:28|:. «%fatman» not really.
.:|08:40:35|:. «%fatman» arm span is like 5ft8in
.:|08:40:45|:. «%fatman» i have a tape measure beside me and decided to measure
.:|08:41:42|:. «@|K|» Awesome.
.:|08:41:54|:. «%fatman» yeah
.:|08:41:57|:. «@|K|» Do you have to hold your flab above your head to be able to touch your penis?
.:|08:42:03|:. «%fatman» no
.:|08:42:37|:. «%fatman» i usually let gravity do that work for me
.:|08:42:47|:. «@|K|» so, you hang upside down and fap?
.:|08:42:53|:. «%fatman» sometimes
.:|08:43:00|:. «@|K|» That's awesome
.:|08:43:09|:. «%fatman» oh the climax is
.:|08:43:10|:. «@|K|» getting smacked in the face with your moobs while you fap.
.:|08:43:37|:. «%fatman» yep
.:|08:43:43|:. «@|K|» That's really hot fatman.
.:|08:43:48|:. «%fatman» is it?
.:|08:43:51|:. «@|K|» yeah.
Sunday 23 August 2009
Mine and kamper/shibby's trolling marriage.. LOL (old logs)
Kirsty: hey babe, i will be home soon, you wont need a joint
Kirsty: ;)
shibby: i will need a joint
POO2: lol
shibby: after 6 hours of crazy
POO2: u lot r funnnnu
POO2: *funny
shibby: teletubby sex
POO2: XD
POO2: PMSL
POO2: teletubby sex
POO2: lo
Kirsty: teletubby?
Kirsty: OMFG
shibby: yes
Kirsty: wtf
POO2: *lol
shibby: we are going to dress up
Kirsty: oh
shibby: like teletubbies
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: again
POO2: omg
shibby: yes :\
shibby: i have a fetish
POO2: LOL
POO2: OMG
POO2: U R SO FUNNY
POO2: UR KILLINBG ME
POO2: *KILLING
gerald: ow my eyes :(
* POO2 gasps for air
Kirsty: why cant we dress up as super heros instead?
POO2: lol
POO2: no
POO2: teletubbiesa re better
shibby: if you dont want to
Kirsty: im getting bored of the same thing all the time shibby
shibby: i can sleep in the kids bed
shibby: again
shibby: :\
POO2: TWEENIES
POO2: DRESS UPAS TWEENIES
Kirsty: YOU FUCKING DISERVED THAT
Kirsty: that was your own fault
Kirsty: you were being a cock.
Kirsty: tell you what
shibby: IT WAS DARK
Kirsty: you can sleep in the kids bed tonight to.
Kirsty: or the sofa.
shibby: b_b
shibby: fine
POO2: wtf are u on about
Kirsty: or go to your fucking mothers
shibby: FINE
Kirsty: i really dont care
POO2: i thought it was a joke
shibby: IM TAKING THE KIDS
shibby: TO MY MOMS
Kirsty: NO
shibby: FUCK
Kirsty: leave them where they are.
shibby: WHEN I GET HOME
shibby: FROM WORK
shibby: IM TAKING THEM
POO2: WTF
shibby: AND LEAVING
gerald: crumbs
shibby: TILL MONDAY
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENINF?
shibby: YOU OBVIOUSLY
POO2: I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE?
shibby: NEED A BREAK
shibby: FROM THINGS
Kirsty: or i will make sure you have no money.
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: get the fuck outta my house.
shibby: OBVIOUSLY YOU DO
Kirsty: dont bother coming back
shibby: IM PAYING
POO2: omfg
shibby: FOR RENT
gerald: YOU'RE PAYING? feel these nipples!
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: RENT?
* shibby feels those nipples
Kirsty: RENT?
Kirsty: ITS MY HOUSE.
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: its in my name.
shibby: SO
shibby: IM PAYING$$$$$
Kirsty: prove it
POO2: OMG SHIBBY AND KIRST, ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH OR IS THIS SERIOUS
shibby: HOW R YOU GOING TO FEED THE KIDS WHEN U WORK GIVING OUT SAUSAGE SAMPLES AT THE GROCERY STORE
Kirsty: do we look like we're laughing?
gerald: :o
POO2: SOZ
Kirsty: easy
POO2: OMG
POO2: THIS IS REAL?
Kirsty: i will go onto benefits
shibby: fuck that
POO2: UR ACTUALLY...BREAKING UP?
shibby: kids dont need that shit
Kirsty: they need their mother
Kirsty: you cant take them away from me
POO2: STAY TOGETHER ...
POO2: FOR THE KIDS
shibby: watch me
Kirsty: you dont deserve them
Kirsty: I LOVE THEM KIDS
Kirsty: YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING
shibby: i work my ass off to feed those kids
POO2: OMG
POO2: OMG
POO2: OMG
JeffP: THOSE SAUSAGE SAMPLES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD
gerald: crumbs
Kirsty: NO YOU DONT
POO2: LOL
* gerald is blown away by force of Jeffp's statement
shibby: YEAH I Do
shibby: I GET UP AT 5AM
shibby: AND COME HOME AT 10AM
Kirsty: YOU SMOKE JOINTS ALL DAY
shibby: EVERYDAY
JeffP: guys
shibby: SO WHAT
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: SHUT UP
POO2: OMG
JeffP: PLEASE JUST MAKE UP
JeffP: dont do this :(
Kirsty: No.
POO2: THEY'RE BREAKING UP AND THEY HAVE _KIDS_
JeffP: THINK OF THE KIDS
shibby: ATLEAST I DONT GET DRUNK IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
Kirsty: DONT YOU DARE
Kirsty: I NEVER DO.
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: EVER.
Kirsty: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Kirsty: THOSE ARE MY CHILDREN
shibby: ATLEAST I GO
POO2: THINK OF YOUR FUCKING *KIDS*
shibby: TO GREGS HOUSE
shibby: TO GET HIGH
Kirsty: I WOULD NEVER DO ANYtHING TO HARM THEM
shibby: AND I COME BACK
shibby: WHEN IM SOBER
Kirsty: WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU WERE ON CRACK?!
POO2: THIS IS SERIOUS, RUGHT?
Kirsty: exactly
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: :(
POO2: *RIGHT
shibby: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
gerald: :o
Kirsty: dont preach to me.
JeffP: STOP FIGHTING
* gerald downloads some porn for JeffP
JeffP: SERIOUSLY
* gerald is blown off feet by force of POO2's statement
POO2: ARE YOU PLAYING A JOKE ON ME OR WAT?
gerald: :o
shibby: FUCK THIS
gerald: :O
JeffP: NO SHIBBY
JeffP: GUYS
* gerald falls over
Kirsty: fuck you
JeffP: JSTOSJFE(RU#
JeffP: F*{#UF*($UFHUJF*#F*#UF
JeffP: :(
Kirsty: get your fucking stuff outta my house
* shibby (kamper@Rizon-A9E186FF.did.you.rm-rf.us) has left #ircg0d
JeffP: guys
POO2: OMG
JeffP: im gonna come over and fi- shit
Kirsty: thank fuck for that
Kirsty: wanker
POO2: OMG
POO2: WAS THAT REAL?
POO2: KIRST?
POO2: ARE U ACTUALLY TOGETHER?
JeffP: not the time POO2
POO2: IS HE IN THE HOUSE LIKE NOW
Kirsty: hes going to leave me :(
POO2: lol, it craks me up whenever sum1 calls me POO2
POO2: wtf just happened?
JeffP: its not your fault kirsty, he's just being an asshat :(
POO2: why did u have an arguement
POO2: how ?
Kirsty: because hes such a fucking idiot and is always stoned
Kirsty: and i cant take it any more
POO2: oh
Kirsty: i work so hard for my babies
POO2: is he in ur house right now?
Kirsty: wtf does he do
POO2: awwww
* shibby (kamper@Rizon-A9E186FF.did.you.rm-rf.us) has joined #ircg0d
* [^_^] sets mode: +ao shibby shibby
gerald: sup shibby
shibby: by the way, i'm coming home now to get all my shit.
shibby: fuck off gerald
Kirsty: good
gerald: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Kirsty: i want you out.
JeffP: how about
POO2: LOL
JeffP: i get your stuff for you shibby
shibby: greg is gonna help me
POO2: SHIBBY UR AN ASS
JeffP: because i dont want either of you assaulting the other
shibby: fuck that
POO2: UR A FUCKING WANKER
shibby: I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS SHIT
shibby: EVERY DAY
POO2: ...
Kirsty: OK HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
Kirsty: SO MUCH PRESSURE IS BEING PUT ON ME
shibby: BETTER THAN I DO RIGHT NOW OBVIOUSLY
POO2: how lame! ur breaking upover *mibbit*
gerald: crumbs
Kirsty: I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH FOR OUR BABIES!
Kirsty: AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!?!
shibby: ALL YOU DO IS WORK PART TIME AND WATCH SOAP OPERAS ALL DAY
Kirsty: You're always out
JeffP: ill shove crumbs up your ass gerald
gerald: blimey
POO2: LOL
shibby: I GET HOME AND THERES NEVER ANY SUPPER ON THE TABLE
shibby: I GOTTA FEED THE FUCKING KIDS
JeffP: BLIMEY IS FUCKING RIGHT BITCH
shibby: AFTER WORKING ALL DAY
* gerald blinks
Kirsty: NO YOU FUCKING DONT
gerald: Lordy.
shibby: YES I FUCKING DO
POO2: KIRSTY IS RIGHT
JeffP: BLOODY 'ELL GUYS
Kirsty: you fucking dont
shibby: I HAD TO TAKE THE BUS TO THE STORE TO PICK UP MILK AND SHIT
JeffP: STOP YOUR BICKERING
Kirsty: shibby
POO2: U SHOULDN'T EXPECT UR WIFE TO DO EVERYTHING
shibby: CAUSE YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT
Kirsty: every day you break my fucking heart over and over
shibby: DURING YOUR OH-SO-BUSY DAY
POO2: SHE HAS ALOT ON HER HANDS
Kirsty: and i cant take it any more
POO2: THE KIDS
gerald: :O
Kirsty: im having a nervous break down
POO2: HER LIFE AS A WHOLE
shibby: THE KIDS ARE ANGELS
Kirsty: but you cant see it
shibby: IF I HAD A CHOICE
POO2: FUCK OFF SHIBBY, WE DONT NEED U HERE
shibby: ID STAY HOME ALL DAY
shibby: AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS
shibby: BUT SOMEONE HAS TO WORK
gerald: Lordy.
Kirsty: you dont realise how much you're breaking my heart
POO2: UR WIFE TRIES HER HARDEST
POO2: AND U DONT APPRECIATE IT
POO2: YOU COMPLAIN
Kirsty: i love you so much, and you just dont see it... i try everything for our babies
POO2: AND NAF
POO2: *NAG
JeffP: LOOK
shibby: I NEVER COMPLAIN
JeffP: I KNOW YOU BOTH ARE CHEESED OFF
JeffP: BUT HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH GO AND COOL DOWN
JeffP: THEN TALK
POO2: U JUST DID COMPLAIN
POO2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirsty: YOU NEVER COMPLAIN?!
POO2: KIRST, EVEN SHIBBY'S ANNOYING ME NOW
shibby: NO
shibby: I DONT
Kirsty: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NOW THEN?!
POO2: I BET YOU DO
Kirsty: YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN
POO2: YEAH
shibby: I COMPLAIN WHEN YOU DONT DO SHIT RIGHT
POO2: I AGREE WITH KIRST
Kirsty: YOU ALWAYS WANT THINGS DONE YOUR WAY
POO2: EVERYONE GETS THINGS WRONG
* gerald falls over
Kirsty: SO DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF
Kirsty: EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES
POO2: YOU NEED TO FORGIVE AND FUCKING FORGET
* gerald is blown away by force of Kirsty's statement
shibby: I ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO DO IT MYSELF
gerald: I say.
Kirsty: no you fucking dont
Kirsty: dont start that one
shibby: YOU COULDNT EVEN GET THE RIGHT KIND OF DIAPERS
shibby: FOR JAMES
POO2: DONT ABUSE KIRSTY
Kirsty: when was the last time you cleaned our fucking house?!
POO2: YEAH!
shibby: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DIDNT DRINK FOR 24 HOURS
Kirsty: ...
Kirsty: i dont drink
Kirsty: you know i wont infront of our babies
POO2: KIRST, ONE THING U SHUD NO ABOUT MEN, THEY CANT MULTITASK!!!
Kirsty: they mean far too much to me
shibby: so all those bottles of wine in the garage
shibby: those were the kids
shibby: that drank those
Kirsty: ..
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: of course not
POO2: SHUT UP
Kirsty: dont be so fucking stupid
POO2: SHIBBY
gerald: :O
shibby: i dont see you drinking when i get home at night
shibby: so you obviously drink during the day
shibby: with the kids
POO2: SHUT UP
POO2: SHE WOULDN'T DARE
* gerald blinks
POO2: SHIBBY, U DONT KNOW THIS, BUT I AM KIRSTY'S BEST FRIEND
shibby: I THINK I KNOW WHO MY WIFES FRIENDS ARE
POO2: ...
Kirsty: robert, dont you dare... i love our kids. can you not see i cant cope with your anger any more
shibby: im not angry
Kirsty: you're turning me into a person i dont want to be
shibby: i'm frustrated
Kirsty: you are angry
shibby: i'm frustrated
POO2: KIRSTY
Kirsty: you shout at me all the time
gerald: YOU'RE frustrated? feel these nipples!
POO2: YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT
shibby: i only shout cause it seems to be the only way to get things through to you
POO2: KIRST, SHIBBY DOESN'T DESERVE U
nate: o.O
Kirsty: Robert, why does everything have to be so damn perfect?
POO2: WELL, HOW DO U THINK SHE FEELS WHEN SHE CANT THINGS THROUGH TO YOU
POO2: LIKE WHEN UR FUCKING ANGRY
shibby: because thats how i was raised
Kirsty: our kids mean far too much to be bickering over shit like this
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: HOW ABOUT
shibby: i dont want our kids to grow up
JeffP: i GO AND GET YOU TWO
shibby: like i did
* nate pops off the shift keys and capslock keys so they can't be used anymore
JeffP: AND WE CAN ALL GO SEE SOME HELP
Kirsty: well just because you're a stuck up fucker...doesnt mean my kids have to be
JeffP: SERIOUSLY
POO2: LOL
JeffP: IT DOESNT NEED TO BE THIS WAY
gerald: lordy
JeffP: LISTEN
JeffP: TO ME
JeffP: DO IT
POO2: KIRSTY
POO2: YOU DONT NEED HIM
shibby: the kids need discipline, and obviously so do you
gerald: Blimey.
POO2: AND HE ISN;T A GOOD IMAGE FOR THE KIDS
POO2: NOT A GOOD INFLUANCE
shibby: i am a perfect image for the kids
reds: Crikey
shibby: they fucking love me
* reds (~reds@Rizon-E860DB42.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: [02:15] Kizul: Heh.n .n)
Kirsty: ....
Kirsty: so what am i then?
Kirsty: !
shibby: i dont ever hear
Kirsty: WELL?!?!
POO2: KIRSTY
gerald: wow
shibby: mommy mommy take us skating
POO2: IS THE ONE WHO TAKES ALL THE FUCKING SHIT OFF U
shibby: mommy mommy can we go see a movie
shibby: no
shibby: its always
shibby: daddy this daddy that
Kirsty: you're un-fucking-believable
POO2: U NEVER TAKE IT OFF HER, U JUST DENY IT
Kirsty: i cant believe you
Kirsty: YOU BLACKMAIL THEM
Kirsty: WITH MONEY
Kirsty: AND GIFTS
shibby: fuck that
shibby: someone has to show them theyre appreciated and loved
Kirsty: OF COURSE ITS ALWAY GOING TO BE DADDY DADDY DADDY
gerald: i say
Kirsty: yes
Kirsty: not by money!
POO2: i agree with kirst
shibby: i bet if i put a camera in the house all day they would be playing by themselves with you on the couch drunk and passed out
shibby: how is that gonna be on them mentally
shibby: when they grow up
Kirsty: thats not true
* nate sits back with some popcorn
shibby: they are going to be
Kirsty: and you fucking know that
shibby: anti social
shibby: mother fuckers
Kirsty: I love my fucking kids
POO2: lol
POO2: nate
Kirsty: robert
POO2: ROBERT, LEAVE HER ALONE
Kirsty: i think we should maybe get a divorce
* nate forgot to butter the popcorn, brb
shibby: no
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: i think its best
shibby: i wont let you
shibby: get out of this
POO2: OMG
shibby: that easy
Kirsty: you cant stop me
POO2: U CANT DIVORCE
shibby: watch me
POO2: DONT KILL HER
Kirsty: why should i stay married to a prick like you?
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: oh
shibby: because you love me
Kirsty: how are you going to stop me?
POO2: SHE DOESN'T
Kirsty: beat me to death?
POO2: DO U LUV HER SHIBBY?
shibby: im not violent
Kirsty: well you said you were going to stop me
shibby: of course i do, she's the mother of my children
nate: is this a bad time to mention the affair I had with shibby? :(
shibby: you have no reason to divorce me
POO2: THEN, WHY DID U ABUSE HER OF INNAPROPRAITE ACTIONS WHILST YOUR CHILDREN WERE AROUND
shibby: i did no such thing
POO2: U DID
shibby: you don't know shit boy
POO2: I SED SHE DRUNK
POO2: U SED SHE WAS DRUNK AROUND EM
siz: wow what has this channel turned in to...
shibby: she is
POO2: AND DRUNK ALL DAY LONG WIV THEM AROUND
shibby: she is
POO2: THEN U OBVIOUSLY DONT GIVE A SHIT
* gerald is blown off feet by force of POO2's statement
shibby: i give a shit for my kids
shibby: but i cant change her
shibby: i tried a thousand times
POO2: BUT NOT FUR UR FUCKIGN WIFE
shibby: im not the bad guy here
POO2: YOU DONT TRY TO CHANGE THE WOMAN YOU MARRIED, U MARRY THE GIRL U THINK SHE IS#
Kirsty: robert. you're breaking my heart..
shibby: if i knew she was going to be drunk 24/7
Kirsty: i need to tell you something...
shibby: i would have married a bar
POO2: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT PROPOSING BEFORE THEN
gerald: crumbs
shibby: what
Kirsty: ...
Kirsty: you're a cunt
shibby: i know i am
shibby: and i'm sorry for that
Kirsty: i've been sleeping with nate.
Kirsty: i'm sorry
shibby: what..
POO2: =O
POO2: shock horror
gerald: blimey
Kirsty: i just couldn't stand it any more..
Kirsty: i couldnt take your anger
shibby: fuck you
POO2: OMGI JUST HAD MY P[ERIOD
shibby: and you think you deserve the kids
Kirsty: yeah
POO2: SOZ
Kirsty: sure i do.
shibby: yeah
POO2: BRB#
shibby: so that every week
shibby: you can have a new man in the house
shibby: and one day
shibby: one of those fucks
Kirsty: nate is the only guy
shibby: is gonna touch one of my kids
shibby: and im gonna fucking kill him
Kirsty: ..
shibby: and end up in jail
Kirsty: DONT BE SO FUCKING STUPID
shibby: is that what you fucking want\
Kirsty: i would never put my kids in danger
Kirsty: YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT
shibby: how do you know
shibby: he doesnt touch kids
shibby: i dont even give a shit
shibby: about u fucking someone else
shibby: honestly dont
shibby: but i wont let u take the kids on your hooker journeys
POO2: I GOVE A SHIT ABOUT UR RELATIONSHIP
POO2: YOU SAY UR BOTH LOVE THE KIDS
Kirsty: ..
Kirsty: did you just call me a hooker?
shibby: no
shibby: i said
Kirsty: get your shit, out of my house.
shibby: you go on hooker journeys
shibby: but then again
shibby: youre sleeping with other men
shibby: when youre married
shibby: so what are you
shibby: an angel?
Kirsty: you're never there for me.
shibby: i have to work
Kirsty: so do i!
Kirsty: but i still make time for you!
Kirsty: you're just enver interested!
shibby: yes well your job brings in 7$/hour
Kirsty: so i had to go else where
shibby: when i get home after working 10 hours
Kirsty: oh dont fucking start that shit again
shibby: you think i wanna come home and get right to it
shibby: i just wanna relax for a bit
shibby: i get off work and i go to gregs house
shibby: cause everytime i get home
shibby: i dont even have my shoes off
shibby: and there u are
shibby: starting shit already
Kirsty: THAT IS BULLSHIT
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Kirsty: absolute bullshit
shibby: bills this, supper that
Kirsty: how fucking dare you
Kirsty: I LOVE OUR KIDS
Kirsty: YOU TAKE THE PISS
SubZ: how are the happy couple today?
gerald: o_O
Kirsty: YOU'RE ALWAYS AT GREGS
Kirsty: ALWAY!
SubZ: oh arguing again.
Kirsty: IS IT ANY WONDER I WAS SLEEPING AROUND?!?
Kirsty: .op SubZ
* [^_^] sets mode: +o SubZ
Kirsty: hi SubZ
shibby: anyways
shibby: im tired of fighting
POO2: you say u luv ur kids with all ur heart, but ur not exactly thinking about ur kids now, are u
shibby: i got work to do
shibby: since i dont want ot be herre on the weekend
shibby: i told the kids i would take them skating
* POO2 sheds a bitter tear
Kirsty: robert
Kirsty: DONT YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE
Kirsty: we havent finished yet.
POO2: FOR FUCKS SAKE UR MAKING ME EMOTIONAL, MAKE UP AND KISS EACH OTHER INTO THE MOONLIGHT
shibby: i have to work unlike other people
Kirsty: i want you to get
Kirsty: your shit
Kirsty: out of my house
shibby: fuck that
gerald: s/your/you're/
Kirsty: and leave the kids
shibby: its my house too
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: its mine.
Kirsty: i want you out
gerald: I had one of them the other week. They're very nice, aren't they?
shibby: all the receipts from the land lady
Kirsty: i've had enough with your mood swings
shibby: are in MY NAME
Kirsty: and the way you are with me
shibby: MY NAME
shibby: NOT YOURS
shibby: MINE
shibby: I PAY THE BILLS
Kirsty: YOU SHOW ME NO EMOTIONS
Kirsty: I pay bills too!
shibby: YOU THINK THEY WILL CARE
POO2: FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST MAKE UP AND KISS EACH OTHER INTO THE MOONLIGHT
shibby: IF YOU PAY YOUR CELLPHONE BILLS
Kirsty: I AM NEVER ON MY CELL
Kirsty: so what fucking difference does it make?!
POO2: ME?
Kirsty: YOU TAKE EVERYTHING I DO for you forgranted
POO2: you do
POO2: she's right
POO2: PAY HER SOME FUCKING REPECT
shibby: ok
shibby: i respect the fact
shibby: that you sleep
shibby: with other men
shibby: while we are married
Kirsty: ...
shibby: happy?
Kirsty: it was once!
Kirsty: ONCE!
shibby: once twice
shibby: who cares
shibby: bye
POO2: or, u could just become a nerd and she'll think ur sexy and u'll fall in love again
Kirsty: and dont tell me you havent done the same!
JeffP: shibby slept with me once...
Kirsty: ..
POO2: =O
Kirsty: see.
Kirsty: just gets better.
POO2: AGAIN, SHOCK HORROR
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING
Kirsty: robert, i want a divorce
Kirsty: its over
Kirsty: i cant take it
Kirsty: im breaking down
POO2: I SLEPT WITH SHIBBY
Kirsty: POO2 stfu
POO2: only joking
POO2: sorry
Kirsty: i dont know how much more i can take of this
POO2: not the right time
POO2: i just felt left out
Pheniox: O_O
Kirsty: im in floods of tears
POO2: soz
POO2: OMG
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POO2: YOU NEED REST
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POO2: DO U WANT ME TO COME ROUND UR PLACE AND COMFORT U?
* Pheniox huggles Kirsty
POO2: I CAN BRING MY HERSHEY'S BAR
POO2: U CAN HAVE IT
Kirsty: .halfop JeffP
* [^_^] sets mode: +h JeffP
Kirsty: POO2; you dont even know where i live.
Kirsty: and no.
POO2: oh, okay. just trying to help.
Kirsty: he's gone off again..fucking typical
POO2: kirsty, do u hate me?
JeffP: yes go away
POO2: please dont hat me
POO2: =(
POO2: i'm on ur side
POO2: please kirst
POO2: i want to help u
Kirsty: just please...i want to be left alone right now, i dont think i can take this any more
POO2: DIVORCE HIM
Kirsty: i dont know what i want
POO2: kirst, he doesn't deserve you
POO2: your too special
POO2: =)
gerald: :)
POO2: chin up, smile and bring on the new day
SubZ: Kirsty is a fucking bitch]
JeffP: who are you, why are you here
SubZ: she beats her husband
JeffP: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW US
Kirsty: dont you fucking start
Kirsty: NO I DONT
SubZ: i heard you hit him really hard and gave him a black eye
SubZ: and he had to go to work
Pheniox: back off of her Subz
SubZ: shhh
JeffP: POO WHO ARE YOU
Kirsty: yea, he also broke my arm
SubZ: u dont know what shes like
gerald: :O
Kirsty: DID HE TELL YOU THAT?!
JeffP: STOP TRYING TO RUIN THINGS YOURE MAKING IT WORSE
POO2: NO SHE IS NPT
POO2: *NOT
POO2: HE IS YESTERDAY KIRST
SubZ: he told me u tried to run him over once in the driveway
SubZ: of uyour house
Kirsty: ohhh its all one sided isnt it.
POO2: go on, go kiss ur children SHUT UP SUBZ
Kirsty: yeah you're taking his side as usual
POO2: TAKE CARE KIRST
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SubZ: ) go on, go kiss ur children SHUT UP SUBZ
Kirsty: LMFAO
SubZ: RIFK
JeffP: lol
Kirsty: THAT FUCKING ROCK
Kirsty: ED
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: OMFG
Kirsty: who the fuck
Kirsty: was that
* SubZ slaps Kirsty with a large Trout
* Kirsty molests SubZ
Kirsty: who was that guy
Kirsty: fukc
Kirsty: ;)
shibby: i will need a joint
POO2: lol
shibby: after 6 hours of crazy
POO2: u lot r funnnnu
POO2: *funny
shibby: teletubby sex
POO2: XD
POO2: PMSL
POO2: teletubby sex
POO2: lo
Kirsty: teletubby?
Kirsty: OMFG
shibby: yes
Kirsty: wtf
POO2: *lol
shibby: we are going to dress up
Kirsty: oh
shibby: like teletubbies
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: again
POO2: omg
shibby: yes :\
shibby: i have a fetish
POO2: LOL
POO2: OMG
POO2: U R SO FUNNY
POO2: UR KILLINBG ME
POO2: *KILLING
gerald: ow my eyes :(
* POO2 gasps for air
Kirsty: why cant we dress up as super heros instead?
POO2: lol
POO2: no
POO2: teletubbiesa re better
shibby: if you dont want to
Kirsty: im getting bored of the same thing all the time shibby
shibby: i can sleep in the kids bed
shibby: again
shibby: :\
POO2: TWEENIES
POO2: DRESS UPAS TWEENIES
Kirsty: YOU FUCKING DISERVED THAT
Kirsty: that was your own fault
Kirsty: you were being a cock.
Kirsty: tell you what
shibby: IT WAS DARK
Kirsty: you can sleep in the kids bed tonight to.
Kirsty: or the sofa.
shibby: b_b
shibby: fine
POO2: wtf are u on about
Kirsty: or go to your fucking mothers
shibby: FINE
Kirsty: i really dont care
POO2: i thought it was a joke
shibby: IM TAKING THE KIDS
shibby: TO MY MOMS
Kirsty: NO
shibby: FUCK
Kirsty: leave them where they are.
shibby: WHEN I GET HOME
shibby: FROM WORK
shibby: IM TAKING THEM
POO2: WTF
shibby: AND LEAVING
gerald: crumbs
shibby: TILL MONDAY
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENINF?
shibby: YOU OBVIOUSLY
POO2: I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE?
shibby: NEED A BREAK
shibby: FROM THINGS
Kirsty: or i will make sure you have no money.
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: get the fuck outta my house.
shibby: OBVIOUSLY YOU DO
Kirsty: dont bother coming back
shibby: IM PAYING
POO2: omfg
shibby: FOR RENT
gerald: YOU'RE PAYING? feel these nipples!
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: RENT?
* shibby feels those nipples
Kirsty: RENT?
Kirsty: ITS MY HOUSE.
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
POO2: LOL
Kirsty: its in my name.
shibby: SO
shibby: IM PAYING$$$$$
Kirsty: prove it
POO2: OMG SHIBBY AND KIRST, ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH OR IS THIS SERIOUS
shibby: HOW R YOU GOING TO FEED THE KIDS WHEN U WORK GIVING OUT SAUSAGE SAMPLES AT THE GROCERY STORE
Kirsty: do we look like we're laughing?
gerald: :o
POO2: SOZ
Kirsty: easy
POO2: OMG
POO2: THIS IS REAL?
Kirsty: i will go onto benefits
shibby: fuck that
POO2: UR ACTUALLY...BREAKING UP?
shibby: kids dont need that shit
Kirsty: they need their mother
Kirsty: you cant take them away from me
POO2: STAY TOGETHER ...
POO2: FOR THE KIDS
shibby: watch me
Kirsty: you dont deserve them
Kirsty: I LOVE THEM KIDS
Kirsty: YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING
shibby: i work my ass off to feed those kids
POO2: OMG
POO2: OMG
POO2: OMG
JeffP: THOSE SAUSAGE SAMPLES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD
gerald: crumbs
Kirsty: NO YOU DONT
POO2: LOL
* gerald is blown away by force of Jeffp's statement
shibby: YEAH I Do
shibby: I GET UP AT 5AM
shibby: AND COME HOME AT 10AM
Kirsty: YOU SMOKE JOINTS ALL DAY
shibby: EVERYDAY
JeffP: guys
shibby: SO WHAT
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: SHUT UP
POO2: OMG
JeffP: PLEASE JUST MAKE UP
JeffP: dont do this :(
Kirsty: No.
POO2: THEY'RE BREAKING UP AND THEY HAVE _KIDS_
JeffP: THINK OF THE KIDS
shibby: ATLEAST I DONT GET DRUNK IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
Kirsty: DONT YOU DARE
Kirsty: I NEVER DO.
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: EVER.
Kirsty: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Kirsty: THOSE ARE MY CHILDREN
shibby: ATLEAST I GO
POO2: THINK OF YOUR FUCKING *KIDS*
shibby: TO GREGS HOUSE
shibby: TO GET HIGH
Kirsty: I WOULD NEVER DO ANYtHING TO HARM THEM
shibby: AND I COME BACK
shibby: WHEN IM SOBER
Kirsty: WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU WERE ON CRACK?!
POO2: THIS IS SERIOUS, RUGHT?
Kirsty: exactly
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: :(
POO2: *RIGHT
shibby: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
gerald: :o
Kirsty: dont preach to me.
JeffP: STOP FIGHTING
* gerald downloads some porn for JeffP
JeffP: SERIOUSLY
* gerald is blown off feet by force of POO2's statement
POO2: ARE YOU PLAYING A JOKE ON ME OR WAT?
gerald: :o
shibby: FUCK THIS
gerald: :O
JeffP: NO SHIBBY
JeffP: GUYS
* gerald falls over
Kirsty: fuck you
JeffP: JSTOSJFE(RU#
JeffP: F*{#UF*($UFHUJF*#F*#UF
JeffP: :(
Kirsty: get your fucking stuff outta my house
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JeffP: guys
POO2: OMG
JeffP: im gonna come over and fi- shit
Kirsty: thank fuck for that
Kirsty: wanker
POO2: OMG
POO2: WAS THAT REAL?
POO2: KIRST?
POO2: ARE U ACTUALLY TOGETHER?
JeffP: not the time POO2
POO2: IS HE IN THE HOUSE LIKE NOW
Kirsty: hes going to leave me :(
POO2: lol, it craks me up whenever sum1 calls me POO2
POO2: wtf just happened?
JeffP: its not your fault kirsty, he's just being an asshat :(
POO2: why did u have an arguement
POO2: how ?
Kirsty: because hes such a fucking idiot and is always stoned
Kirsty: and i cant take it any more
POO2: oh
Kirsty: i work so hard for my babies
POO2: is he in ur house right now?
Kirsty: wtf does he do
POO2: awwww
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* [^_^] sets mode: +ao shibby shibby
gerald: sup shibby
shibby: by the way, i'm coming home now to get all my shit.
shibby: fuck off gerald
Kirsty: good
gerald: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Kirsty: i want you out.
JeffP: how about
POO2: LOL
JeffP: i get your stuff for you shibby
shibby: greg is gonna help me
POO2: SHIBBY UR AN ASS
JeffP: because i dont want either of you assaulting the other
shibby: fuck that
POO2: UR A FUCKING WANKER
shibby: I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS SHIT
shibby: EVERY DAY
POO2: ...
Kirsty: OK HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
Kirsty: SO MUCH PRESSURE IS BEING PUT ON ME
shibby: BETTER THAN I DO RIGHT NOW OBVIOUSLY
POO2: how lame! ur breaking upover *mibbit*
gerald: crumbs
Kirsty: I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH FOR OUR BABIES!
Kirsty: AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!?!
shibby: ALL YOU DO IS WORK PART TIME AND WATCH SOAP OPERAS ALL DAY
Kirsty: You're always out
JeffP: ill shove crumbs up your ass gerald
gerald: blimey
POO2: LOL
shibby: I GET HOME AND THERES NEVER ANY SUPPER ON THE TABLE
shibby: I GOTTA FEED THE FUCKING KIDS
JeffP: BLIMEY IS FUCKING RIGHT BITCH
shibby: AFTER WORKING ALL DAY
* gerald blinks
Kirsty: NO YOU FUCKING DONT
gerald: Lordy.
shibby: YES I FUCKING DO
POO2: KIRSTY IS RIGHT
JeffP: BLOODY 'ELL GUYS
Kirsty: you fucking dont
shibby: I HAD TO TAKE THE BUS TO THE STORE TO PICK UP MILK AND SHIT
JeffP: STOP YOUR BICKERING
Kirsty: shibby
POO2: U SHOULDN'T EXPECT UR WIFE TO DO EVERYTHING
shibby: CAUSE YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT
Kirsty: every day you break my fucking heart over and over
shibby: DURING YOUR OH-SO-BUSY DAY
POO2: SHE HAS ALOT ON HER HANDS
Kirsty: and i cant take it any more
POO2: THE KIDS
gerald: :O
Kirsty: im having a nervous break down
POO2: HER LIFE AS A WHOLE
shibby: THE KIDS ARE ANGELS
Kirsty: but you cant see it
shibby: IF I HAD A CHOICE
POO2: FUCK OFF SHIBBY, WE DONT NEED U HERE
shibby: ID STAY HOME ALL DAY
shibby: AND TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS
shibby: BUT SOMEONE HAS TO WORK
gerald: Lordy.
Kirsty: you dont realise how much you're breaking my heart
POO2: UR WIFE TRIES HER HARDEST
POO2: AND U DONT APPRECIATE IT
POO2: YOU COMPLAIN
Kirsty: i love you so much, and you just dont see it... i try everything for our babies
POO2: AND NAF
POO2: *NAG
JeffP: LOOK
shibby: I NEVER COMPLAIN
JeffP: I KNOW YOU BOTH ARE CHEESED OFF
JeffP: BUT HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH GO AND COOL DOWN
JeffP: THEN TALK
POO2: U JUST DID COMPLAIN
POO2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirsty: YOU NEVER COMPLAIN?!
POO2: KIRST, EVEN SHIBBY'S ANNOYING ME NOW
shibby: NO
shibby: I DONT
Kirsty: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NOW THEN?!
POO2: I BET YOU DO
Kirsty: YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN
POO2: YEAH
shibby: I COMPLAIN WHEN YOU DONT DO SHIT RIGHT
POO2: I AGREE WITH KIRST
Kirsty: YOU ALWAYS WANT THINGS DONE YOUR WAY
POO2: EVERYONE GETS THINGS WRONG
* gerald falls over
Kirsty: SO DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF
Kirsty: EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES
POO2: YOU NEED TO FORGIVE AND FUCKING FORGET
* gerald is blown away by force of Kirsty's statement
shibby: I ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO DO IT MYSELF
gerald: I say.
Kirsty: no you fucking dont
Kirsty: dont start that one
shibby: YOU COULDNT EVEN GET THE RIGHT KIND OF DIAPERS
shibby: FOR JAMES
POO2: DONT ABUSE KIRSTY
Kirsty: when was the last time you cleaned our fucking house?!
POO2: YEAH!
shibby: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DIDNT DRINK FOR 24 HOURS
Kirsty: ...
Kirsty: i dont drink
Kirsty: you know i wont infront of our babies
POO2: KIRST, ONE THING U SHUD NO ABOUT MEN, THEY CANT MULTITASK!!!
Kirsty: they mean far too much to me
shibby: so all those bottles of wine in the garage
shibby: those were the kids
shibby: that drank those
Kirsty: ..
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: of course not
POO2: SHUT UP
Kirsty: dont be so fucking stupid
POO2: SHIBBY
gerald: :O
shibby: i dont see you drinking when i get home at night
shibby: so you obviously drink during the day
shibby: with the kids
POO2: SHUT UP
POO2: SHE WOULDN'T DARE
* gerald blinks
POO2: SHIBBY, U DONT KNOW THIS, BUT I AM KIRSTY'S BEST FRIEND
shibby: I THINK I KNOW WHO MY WIFES FRIENDS ARE
POO2: ...
Kirsty: robert, dont you dare... i love our kids. can you not see i cant cope with your anger any more
shibby: im not angry
Kirsty: you're turning me into a person i dont want to be
shibby: i'm frustrated
Kirsty: you are angry
shibby: i'm frustrated
POO2: KIRSTY
Kirsty: you shout at me all the time
gerald: YOU'RE frustrated? feel these nipples!
POO2: YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT
shibby: i only shout cause it seems to be the only way to get things through to you
POO2: KIRST, SHIBBY DOESN'T DESERVE U
nate: o.O
Kirsty: Robert, why does everything have to be so damn perfect?
POO2: WELL, HOW DO U THINK SHE FEELS WHEN SHE CANT THINGS THROUGH TO YOU
POO2: LIKE WHEN UR FUCKING ANGRY
shibby: because thats how i was raised
Kirsty: our kids mean far too much to be bickering over shit like this
JeffP: GUYS
JeffP: HOW ABOUT
shibby: i dont want our kids to grow up
JeffP: i GO AND GET YOU TWO
shibby: like i did
* nate pops off the shift keys and capslock keys so they can't be used anymore
JeffP: AND WE CAN ALL GO SEE SOME HELP
Kirsty: well just because you're a stuck up fucker...doesnt mean my kids have to be
JeffP: SERIOUSLY
POO2: LOL
JeffP: IT DOESNT NEED TO BE THIS WAY
gerald: lordy
JeffP: LISTEN
JeffP: TO ME
JeffP: DO IT
POO2: KIRSTY
POO2: YOU DONT NEED HIM
shibby: the kids need discipline, and obviously so do you
gerald: Blimey.
POO2: AND HE ISN;T A GOOD IMAGE FOR THE KIDS
POO2: NOT A GOOD INFLUANCE
shibby: i am a perfect image for the kids
reds: Crikey
shibby: they fucking love me
* reds (~reds@Rizon-E860DB42.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: [02:15] Kizul: Heh.n .n)
Kirsty: ....
Kirsty: so what am i then?
Kirsty: !
shibby: i dont ever hear
Kirsty: WELL?!?!
POO2: KIRSTY
gerald: wow
shibby: mommy mommy take us skating
POO2: IS THE ONE WHO TAKES ALL THE FUCKING SHIT OFF U
shibby: mommy mommy can we go see a movie
shibby: no
shibby: its always
shibby: daddy this daddy that
Kirsty: you're un-fucking-believable
POO2: U NEVER TAKE IT OFF HER, U JUST DENY IT
Kirsty: i cant believe you
Kirsty: YOU BLACKMAIL THEM
Kirsty: WITH MONEY
Kirsty: AND GIFTS
shibby: fuck that
shibby: someone has to show them theyre appreciated and loved
Kirsty: OF COURSE ITS ALWAY GOING TO BE DADDY DADDY DADDY
gerald: i say
Kirsty: yes
Kirsty: not by money!
POO2: i agree with kirst
shibby: i bet if i put a camera in the house all day they would be playing by themselves with you on the couch drunk and passed out
shibby: how is that gonna be on them mentally
shibby: when they grow up
Kirsty: thats not true
* nate sits back with some popcorn
shibby: they are going to be
Kirsty: and you fucking know that
shibby: anti social
shibby: mother fuckers
Kirsty: I love my fucking kids
POO2: lol
POO2: nate
Kirsty: robert
POO2: ROBERT, LEAVE HER ALONE
Kirsty: i think we should maybe get a divorce
* nate forgot to butter the popcorn, brb
shibby: no
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: i think its best
shibby: i wont let you
shibby: get out of this
POO2: OMG
shibby: that easy
Kirsty: you cant stop me
POO2: U CANT DIVORCE
shibby: watch me
POO2: DONT KILL HER
Kirsty: why should i stay married to a prick like you?
POO2: OMG
Kirsty: oh
shibby: because you love me
Kirsty: how are you going to stop me?
POO2: SHE DOESN'T
Kirsty: beat me to death?
POO2: DO U LUV HER SHIBBY?
shibby: im not violent
Kirsty: well you said you were going to stop me
shibby: of course i do, she's the mother of my children
nate: is this a bad time to mention the affair I had with shibby? :(
shibby: you have no reason to divorce me
POO2: THEN, WHY DID U ABUSE HER OF INNAPROPRAITE ACTIONS WHILST YOUR CHILDREN WERE AROUND
shibby: i did no such thing
POO2: U DID
shibby: you don't know shit boy
POO2: I SED SHE DRUNK
POO2: U SED SHE WAS DRUNK AROUND EM
siz: wow what has this channel turned in to...
shibby: she is
POO2: AND DRUNK ALL DAY LONG WIV THEM AROUND
shibby: she is
POO2: THEN U OBVIOUSLY DONT GIVE A SHIT
* gerald is blown off feet by force of POO2's statement
shibby: i give a shit for my kids
shibby: but i cant change her
shibby: i tried a thousand times
POO2: BUT NOT FUR UR FUCKIGN WIFE
shibby: im not the bad guy here
POO2: YOU DONT TRY TO CHANGE THE WOMAN YOU MARRIED, U MARRY THE GIRL U THINK SHE IS#
Kirsty: robert. you're breaking my heart..
shibby: if i knew she was going to be drunk 24/7
Kirsty: i need to tell you something...
shibby: i would have married a bar
POO2: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT PROPOSING BEFORE THEN
gerald: crumbs
shibby: what
Kirsty: ...
Kirsty: you're a cunt
shibby: i know i am
shibby: and i'm sorry for that
Kirsty: i've been sleeping with nate.
Kirsty: i'm sorry
shibby: what..
POO2: =O
POO2: shock horror
gerald: blimey
Kirsty: i just couldn't stand it any more..
Kirsty: i couldnt take your anger
shibby: fuck you
POO2: OMGI JUST HAD MY P[ERIOD
shibby: and you think you deserve the kids
Kirsty: yeah
POO2: SOZ
Kirsty: sure i do.
shibby: yeah
POO2: BRB#
shibby: so that every week
shibby: you can have a new man in the house
shibby: and one day
shibby: one of those fucks
Kirsty: nate is the only guy
shibby: is gonna touch one of my kids
shibby: and im gonna fucking kill him
Kirsty: ..
shibby: and end up in jail
Kirsty: DONT BE SO FUCKING STUPID
shibby: is that what you fucking want\
Kirsty: i would never put my kids in danger
Kirsty: YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT
shibby: how do you know
shibby: he doesnt touch kids
shibby: i dont even give a shit
shibby: about u fucking someone else
shibby: honestly dont
shibby: but i wont let u take the kids on your hooker journeys
POO2: I GOVE A SHIT ABOUT UR RELATIONSHIP
POO2: YOU SAY UR BOTH LOVE THE KIDS
Kirsty: ..
Kirsty: did you just call me a hooker?
shibby: no
shibby: i said
Kirsty: get your shit, out of my house.
shibby: you go on hooker journeys
shibby: but then again
shibby: youre sleeping with other men
shibby: when youre married
shibby: so what are you
shibby: an angel?
Kirsty: you're never there for me.
shibby: i have to work
Kirsty: so do i!
Kirsty: but i still make time for you!
Kirsty: you're just enver interested!
shibby: yes well your job brings in 7$/hour
Kirsty: so i had to go else where
shibby: when i get home after working 10 hours
Kirsty: oh dont fucking start that shit again
shibby: you think i wanna come home and get right to it
shibby: i just wanna relax for a bit
shibby: i get off work and i go to gregs house
shibby: cause everytime i get home
shibby: i dont even have my shoes off
shibby: and there u are
shibby: starting shit already
Kirsty: THAT IS BULLSHIT
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Kirsty: absolute bullshit
shibby: bills this, supper that
Kirsty: how fucking dare you
Kirsty: I LOVE OUR KIDS
Kirsty: YOU TAKE THE PISS
SubZ: how are the happy couple today?
gerald: o_O
Kirsty: YOU'RE ALWAYS AT GREGS
Kirsty: ALWAY!
SubZ: oh arguing again.
Kirsty: IS IT ANY WONDER I WAS SLEEPING AROUND?!?
Kirsty: .op SubZ
* [^_^] sets mode: +o SubZ
Kirsty: hi SubZ
shibby: anyways
shibby: im tired of fighting
POO2: you say u luv ur kids with all ur heart, but ur not exactly thinking about ur kids now, are u
shibby: i got work to do
shibby: since i dont want ot be herre on the weekend
shibby: i told the kids i would take them skating
* POO2 sheds a bitter tear
Kirsty: robert
Kirsty: DONT YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE
Kirsty: we havent finished yet.
POO2: FOR FUCKS SAKE UR MAKING ME EMOTIONAL, MAKE UP AND KISS EACH OTHER INTO THE MOONLIGHT
shibby: i have to work unlike other people
Kirsty: i want you to get
Kirsty: your shit
Kirsty: out of my house
shibby: fuck that
gerald: s/your/you're/
Kirsty: and leave the kids
shibby: its my house too
Kirsty: no
Kirsty: its mine.
Kirsty: i want you out
gerald: I had one of them the other week. They're very nice, aren't they?
shibby: all the receipts from the land lady
Kirsty: i've had enough with your mood swings
shibby: are in MY NAME
Kirsty: and the way you are with me
shibby: MY NAME
shibby: NOT YOURS
shibby: MINE
shibby: I PAY THE BILLS
Kirsty: YOU SHOW ME NO EMOTIONS
Kirsty: I pay bills too!
shibby: YOU THINK THEY WILL CARE
POO2: FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST MAKE UP AND KISS EACH OTHER INTO THE MOONLIGHT
shibby: IF YOU PAY YOUR CELLPHONE BILLS
Kirsty: I AM NEVER ON MY CELL
Kirsty: so what fucking difference does it make?!
POO2: ME?
Kirsty: YOU TAKE EVERYTHING I DO for you forgranted
POO2: you do
POO2: she's right
POO2: PAY HER SOME FUCKING REPECT
shibby: ok
shibby: i respect the fact
shibby: that you sleep
shibby: with other men
shibby: while we are married
Kirsty: ...
shibby: happy?
Kirsty: it was once!
Kirsty: ONCE!
shibby: once twice
shibby: who cares
shibby: bye
POO2: or, u could just become a nerd and she'll think ur sexy and u'll fall in love again
Kirsty: and dont tell me you havent done the same!
JeffP: shibby slept with me once...
Kirsty: ..
POO2: =O
Kirsty: see.
Kirsty: just gets better.
POO2: AGAIN, SHOCK HORROR
POO2: WTF IS HAPPENING
Kirsty: robert, i want a divorce
Kirsty: its over
Kirsty: i cant take it
Kirsty: im breaking down
POO2: I SLEPT WITH SHIBBY
Kirsty: POO2 stfu
POO2: only joking
POO2: sorry
Kirsty: i dont know how much more i can take of this
POO2: not the right time
POO2: i just felt left out
Pheniox: O_O
Kirsty: im in floods of tears
POO2: soz
POO2: OMG
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POO2: YOU NEED REST
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POO2: DO U WANT ME TO COME ROUND UR PLACE AND COMFORT U?
* Pheniox huggles Kirsty
POO2: I CAN BRING MY HERSHEY'S BAR
POO2: U CAN HAVE IT
Kirsty: .halfop JeffP
* [^_^] sets mode: +h JeffP
Kirsty: POO2; you dont even know where i live.
Kirsty: and no.
POO2: oh, okay. just trying to help.
Kirsty: he's gone off again..fucking typical
POO2: kirsty, do u hate me?
JeffP: yes go away
POO2: please dont hat me
POO2: =(
POO2: i'm on ur side
POO2: please kirst
POO2: i want to help u
Kirsty: just please...i want to be left alone right now, i dont think i can take this any more
POO2: DIVORCE HIM
Kirsty: i dont know what i want
POO2: kirst, he doesn't deserve you
POO2: your too special
POO2: =)
gerald: :)
POO2: chin up, smile and bring on the new day
SubZ: Kirsty is a fucking bitch]
JeffP: who are you, why are you here
SubZ: she beats her husband
JeffP: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW US
Kirsty: dont you fucking start
Kirsty: NO I DONT
SubZ: i heard you hit him really hard and gave him a black eye
SubZ: and he had to go to work
Pheniox: back off of her Subz
SubZ: shhh
JeffP: POO WHO ARE YOU
Kirsty: yea, he also broke my arm
SubZ: u dont know what shes like
gerald: :O
Kirsty: DID HE TELL YOU THAT?!
JeffP: STOP TRYING TO RUIN THINGS YOURE MAKING IT WORSE
POO2: NO SHE IS NPT
POO2: *NOT
POO2: HE IS YESTERDAY KIRST
SubZ: he told me u tried to run him over once in the driveway
SubZ: of uyour house
Kirsty: ohhh its all one sided isnt it.
POO2: go on, go kiss ur children SHUT UP SUBZ
Kirsty: yeah you're taking his side as usual
POO2: TAKE CARE KIRST
* POO2 (5298c97d@64EC2096.CEA35EEB.14D0A96F.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
SubZ: ) go on, go kiss ur children SHUT UP SUBZ
Kirsty: LMFAO
SubZ: RIFK
JeffP: lol
Kirsty: THAT FUCKING ROCK
Kirsty: ED
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: LMAO
Kirsty: OMFG
Kirsty: who the fuck
Kirsty: was that
* SubZ slaps Kirsty with a large Trout
* Kirsty molests SubZ
Kirsty: who was that guy
Kirsty: fukc
Finding old logs
.:|18·02·45|:. &Ecstasy sets mode: +ao Maya-sama Maya-sama
.:|18·02·45|:. «&Kirsty» ;]
.:|18·03·05|:. * &Kirsty runs her fingers along Maya-sama's thigh
.:|18·03·07|:. * @DesuNova huggles back
.:|18·03·21|:. * &Maya-sama eeps~ and blushes *^-^*
.:|18·03·45|:. * &Kirsty sexually gropes Maya-sama
.:|18·03·50|:. «&Maya-sama» :o!!
.:|18·03·53|:. * &Maya-sama moans
.:|18·04·13|:. * &Maya-sama hasn't been groped in that way before @_@
.:|18·04·33|:. * &Kirsty caresses Maya-sama's boobs
.:|18·04·39|:. «&Maya-sama» *^-^*
.:|18·04·41|:. * &Maya-sama moans softly~
.:|18·04·58|:. * &Kirsty makes Maya-sama moan loudly.
.:|18·05·16|:. «&Maya-sama» *^-^*
.:|18·05·42|:. * &Kirsty pins Maya-sama down, pats her legs and eats her out
.:|18·06·03|:. «&Maya-sama» <<-- has another new, wonderful experience~ *^-^*
.:|18·06·46|:. * &Maya-sama just lost her virginity :o
.:|18·06·53|:. * &Kirsty nibbles on Maya-sama abit
.:|18·06·56|:. «@DesuNova» Oh my
.:|18·06·57|:. «&Maya-sama» *^-^*
.:|18·07·46|:. * &Kirsty makes Maya-sama all hot and bothered
.:|18·08·12|:. * &Maya-sama is all hot and bothered now~
.:|18·08·37|:. «@DesuNova» This chan is getting too hot
.:|18·08·57|:. * &Maya-sama splashes DesuNova with some ice water :3
.:|18·09·00|:. * &Kirsty gets bored, and goes sits next to wolf like normal
.:|18·09·19|:. * &Maya-sama lies all nekkid and alone on the floor ;_;
.:|18·09·27|:. «&Kirsty» feel used?
.:|18·09·27|:. «&Kirsty» :D
.:|18·09·29|:. * &Maya-sama feels so torn~ (o/
.:|18·09·31|:. «&Maya-sama» yeah ;_;
.:|18·09·39|:. «&Kirsty» was my intention
.:|18·09·40|:. «&Kirsty» :]
.:|18·09·50|:. «&Kirsty» I like using people
.:|18·09·52|:. «&Maya-sama» meh, I've been used all my life >.>
.:|18·09·53|:. «&Kirsty» I can't help myself
.:|18·09·54|:. «@zOmbie» yeah
.:|18·09·56|:. «&Maya-sama» so what's one more time~
.:|18·09·58|:. «@zOmbie» she uses me all the time
.:|18·09·59|:. «@zOmbie» >:|
.:|18·10·01|:. «&Kirsty» exactly
.:|18·10·04|:. «&Kirsty» Indeed i do zOmbie
.:|18·10·10|:. «&Kirsty» and wolf on weekends
.:|18·10·14|:. «@zOmbie» uses me for sex
.:|18·10·19|:. «@zOmbie» and making babies
.:|18·10·19|:. «&Kirsty» over and over
.:|18·10·21|:. «&Kirsty» !
.:|18·10·23|:. «&Kirsty» indeed
.:|18·10·25|:. «&Kirsty» :D
.:|18·10·28|:. «&Kirsty» you love it though
.:|18·10·31|:. «&Kirsty» can't deny it
.:|18·10·32|:. parts: &Maya-sama (~Maya@fluffy.neko.from.hell) (Leaving) [57 users]
.:|18·02·45|:. «&Kirsty» ;]
.:|18·03·05|:. * &Kirsty runs her fingers along Maya-sama's thigh
.:|18·03·07|:. * @DesuNova huggles back
.:|18·03·21|:. * &Maya-sama eeps~ and blushes *^-^*
.:|18·03·45|:. * &Kirsty sexually gropes Maya-sama
.:|18·03·50|:. «&Maya-sama» :o!!
.:|18·03·53|:. * &Maya-sama moans
.:|18·04·13|:. * &Maya-sama hasn't been groped in that way before @_@
.:|18·04·33|:. * &Kirsty caresses Maya-sama's boobs
.:|18·04·39|:. «&Maya-sama» *^-^*
.:|18·04·41|:. * &Maya-sama moans softly~
.:|18·04·58|:. * &Kirsty makes Maya-sama moan loudly.
.:|18·05·16|:. «&Maya-sama» *^-^*
.:|18·05·42|:. * &Kirsty pins Maya-sama down, pats her legs and eats her out
.:|18·06·03|:. «&Maya-sama» <<-- has another new, wonderful experience~ *^-^*
.:|18·06·46|:. * &Maya-sama just lost her virginity :o
.:|18·06·53|:. * &Kirsty nibbles on Maya-sama abit
.:|18·06·56|:. «@DesuNova» Oh my
.:|18·06·57|:. «&Maya-sama» *^-^*
.:|18·07·46|:. * &Kirsty makes Maya-sama all hot and bothered
.:|18·08·12|:. * &Maya-sama is all hot and bothered now~
.:|18·08·37|:. «@DesuNova» This chan is getting too hot
.:|18·08·57|:. * &Maya-sama splashes DesuNova with some ice water :3
.:|18·09·00|:. * &Kirsty gets bored, and goes sits next to wolf like normal
.:|18·09·19|:. * &Maya-sama lies all nekkid and alone on the floor ;_;
.:|18·09·27|:. «&Kirsty» feel used?
.:|18·09·27|:. «&Kirsty» :D
.:|18·09·29|:. * &Maya-sama feels so torn~ (o/
.:|18·09·31|:. «&Maya-sama» yeah ;_;
.:|18·09·39|:. «&Kirsty» was my intention
.:|18·09·40|:. «&Kirsty» :]
.:|18·09·50|:. «&Kirsty» I like using people
.:|18·09·52|:. «&Maya-sama» meh, I've been used all my life >.>
.:|18·09·53|:. «&Kirsty» I can't help myself
.:|18·09·54|:. «@zOmbie» yeah
.:|18·09·56|:. «&Maya-sama» so what's one more time~
.:|18·09·58|:. «@zOmbie» she uses me all the time
.:|18·09·59|:. «@zOmbie» >:|
.:|18·10·01|:. «&Kirsty» exactly
.:|18·10·04|:. «&Kirsty» Indeed i do zOmbie
.:|18·10·10|:. «&Kirsty» and wolf on weekends
.:|18·10·14|:. «@zOmbie» uses me for sex
.:|18·10·19|:. «@zOmbie» and making babies
.:|18·10·19|:. «&Kirsty» over and over
.:|18·10·21|:. «&Kirsty» !
.:|18·10·23|:. «&Kirsty» indeed
.:|18·10·25|:. «&Kirsty» :D
.:|18·10·28|:. «&Kirsty» you love it though
.:|18·10·31|:. «&Kirsty» can't deny it
.:|18·10·32|:. parts: &Maya-sama (~Maya@fluffy.neko.from.hell) (Leaving) [57 users]
Bored... lack of sleep.. Talking shit as per usual
.:|19:22:01|:. joins: skys [51 users]
.:|19:22:14|:. «skys» oooh
.:|19:22:18|:. «skys» is this a popular place?
.:|19:22:36|:. «&|K|» only if you like anal sex
.:|19:22:37|:. «&|K|» unlubed
.:|19:22:41|:. «&|K|» I'm giving of course
.:|19:22:46|:. «&|K|» with my 12incher.
.:|19:22:56|:. «skys» that would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway
.:|19:23:10|:. «&|K|» why, are you that loose?
.:|19:23:49|:. «&|K|» I could always skull fuck you instead, but you have to take every inch of my dick in your mouth.
.:|19:24:59|:. «&|K|» mmmm, i'll make you take it roughly down your throat
.:|19:25:02|:. «&|K|» god that's so fucking hot.
.:|19:25:07|:. «skys» you know
.:|19:25:12|:. «skys» i got this old computer going
.:|19:25:17|:. «skys» and its too slow to do anything but irc
.:|19:25:22|:. «skys» and i had not been on irc in years
.:|19:25:38|:. «skys» and now irc seems to be populated by prudes and fags
.:|19:31:52|:. «skys» i just want to troll anyways, so i guess i cant complain
.:|19:32:00|:. «skys» but it seems impossible on irc now
.:|19:33:37|:. «&|K|» ha
.:|19:33:38|:. «&|K|» well
.:|19:33:47|:. «&|K|» I think i'm the only one doing the trolling..
.:|19:33:56|:. «&|K|» since i was going to take you anally with my 12"
.:|19:34:00|:. «&|K|» or skull fuck you.
:|19:36:56|:. «&yourname» hmm interesting convo |K|
.:|19:37:18|:. «&|K|» which part?
.:|19:37:49|:. «&yourname» well besides the 12" and the skull fucking you really have to ask me that
.:|19:40:09|:. «&|K|» haha
.:|19:40:16|:. «&|K|» :D
.:|19:40:51|:. «&yourname» o_O
.:|19:41:05|:. «&|K|» I'm awesome
.:|19:41:07|:. «&|K|» I know.
.:|19:41:10|:. «&|K|» It's okay to admit it
.:|19:41:13|:. «&|K|» I'm just that great.
.:|19:41:18|:. «&|K|» shit, I make myself wet.
.:|19:42:07|:. «&yourname» hahahahaha
.:|19:22:14|:. «skys» oooh
.:|19:22:18|:. «skys» is this a popular place?
.:|19:22:36|:. «&|K|» only if you like anal sex
.:|19:22:37|:. «&|K|» unlubed
.:|19:22:41|:. «&|K|» I'm giving of course
.:|19:22:46|:. «&|K|» with my 12incher.
.:|19:22:56|:. «skys» that would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway
.:|19:23:10|:. «&|K|» why, are you that loose?
.:|19:23:49|:. «&|K|» I could always skull fuck you instead, but you have to take every inch of my dick in your mouth.
.:|19:24:59|:. «&|K|» mmmm, i'll make you take it roughly down your throat
.:|19:25:02|:. «&|K|» god that's so fucking hot.
.:|19:25:07|:. «skys» you know
.:|19:25:12|:. «skys» i got this old computer going
.:|19:25:17|:. «skys» and its too slow to do anything but irc
.:|19:25:22|:. «skys» and i had not been on irc in years
.:|19:25:38|:. «skys» and now irc seems to be populated by prudes and fags
.:|19:31:52|:. «skys» i just want to troll anyways, so i guess i cant complain
.:|19:32:00|:. «skys» but it seems impossible on irc now
.:|19:33:37|:. «&|K|» ha
.:|19:33:38|:. «&|K|» well
.:|19:33:47|:. «&|K|» I think i'm the only one doing the trolling..
.:|19:33:56|:. «&|K|» since i was going to take you anally with my 12"
.:|19:34:00|:. «&|K|» or skull fuck you.
:|19:36:56|:. «&yourname» hmm interesting convo |K|
.:|19:37:18|:. «&|K|» which part?
.:|19:37:49|:. «&yourname» well besides the 12" and the skull fucking you really have to ask me that
.:|19:40:09|:. «&|K|» haha
.:|19:40:16|:. «&|K|» :D
.:|19:40:51|:. «&yourname» o_O
.:|19:41:05|:. «&|K|» I'm awesome
.:|19:41:07|:. «&|K|» I know.
.:|19:41:10|:. «&|K|» It's okay to admit it
.:|19:41:13|:. «&|K|» I'm just that great.
.:|19:41:18|:. «&|K|» shit, I make myself wet.
.:|19:42:07|:. «&yourname» hahahahaha
Thursday 20 August 2009
CHIKO — 01:39 AM
HI BEAUTIFUL GIRL
Kirsty — 01:40 AM
lol, beautiful?
Kirsty — 01:40 AM
and hi
CHIKO — 01:41 AM
I M THE FRIEND OF CHIKO.MY NAME IS KATKOOT
Kirsty — 01:41 AM
Can katkoot maybe turn off the caps key?
CHIKO — 01:41 AM
DO U MEAN THE WEBCAM ?
Kirsty — 01:42 AM
lol, no, i mean the caps lock key
Kirsty — 01:43 AM
you know.. the thing that IS MAKING YOU TYPE LIKE THIS
CHIKO — 01:43 AM
ok dear
Kirsty — 01:43 AM
turn it off so your letters go small like mine
Kirsty — 01:43 AM
Thank you
CHIKO — 01:43 AM
thats ok
CHIKO — 01:44 AM
do u know TUNISIA
Kirsty — 01:45 AM
why do you feel the need to type things in capital letters? I'm not blind
CHIKO — 01:45 AM
do not be so angry
Kirsty — 01:46 AM
I'm not being angry, if i were angry, i'd of jumped out of your screen and smashed your face in already.
Kirsty — 01:46 AM
I'm chill...hence i'm talking in normal letters and not capitals.
CHIKO — 01:47 AM
u r v ery agreesive
Kirsty — 01:47 AM
I know, does it make you want to put your dick in my mouth and skull fuck me just to shut me up?
CHIKO — 01:48 AM
not in this way u need some romance
Kirsty — 01:49 AM
So, you'd romance me?
CHIKO — 01:49 AM
THEN fuck u.ok
Kirsty — 01:50 AM
Would you let me take you with a strap on?
CHIKO — 01:51 AM
?????
Kirsty — 01:51 AM
You know what a strap on is, yes?
CHIKO — 01:51 AM
NO
Kirsty — 01:51 AM
Well, it's a fake dick basically...attached to me..
Kirsty — 01:52 AM
I strap it on and take you anally, or i can skull fuck you, whatever works
CHIKO — 01:52 AM
u fuck me ?
Kirsty — 01:52 AM
Yes, over and over again
Kirsty — 01:52 AM
unlubed.
CHIKO — 01:53 AM
U R Dangerous
Kirsty — 01:53 AM
But doesn't it turn you on?
Phil — 11:15 PM
hi kirsty
Kirsty — 11:15 PM
hi
Phil — 11:16 PM
girls smoking is a big turn on for me
Kirsty — 11:17 PM
I'm sure it is
Kirsty — 11:17 PM
Especially when I suck cock better than a cigarette
Phil — 11:19 PM
why not both at same time more fun
Phil — 11:22 PM
may i say you look very hot
Kirsty — 11:23 PM
Yeah, takes a lot to look as sexy as i do.. man, i just wanna skull fuck myself, and cum all over my own face
Kirsty — 11:23 PM
it's a shame i don't have a penis though
Phil — 11:25 PM
wot size penis you like
Kirsty — 11:25 PM
any size i can get.
Kirsty — 11:25 PM
as long as it isn't below 5 inches, you've gotta choke me with that thing, you know?
Phil — 11:28 PM
5 an a half to 6 & 5 around
Kirsty — 11:29 PM
But all that's going to do is choke me, it's not going to please me sexually
Phil — 11:30 PM
why not
Kirsty — 11:31 PM
Because you're too small, I need monster cock, not british pin dick
Phil — 11:32 PM
a women can only feel 3 inches deep
Kirsty — 11:32 PM
That's absolute bullshit
Kirsty — 11:32 PM
who the hell told you that?
Phil — 11:33 PM
its true
Kirsty — 11:33 PM
It sounds more like you're talking about the guys prostate being in his ass..that's like 2inches deep
Kirsty — 11:33 PM
No it isn't true.. that's maybe why you're still single
Kirsty — 11:33 PM
You think small is okay.
Phil — 11:34 PM
you got wot your given
Kirsty — 11:36 PM
Indeed you do, so gl in life with having an over sized clit.
Phil — 11:40 PM
anyway its not all about sex thers fourplay
Phil — 11:45 PM
try other things like wank a bloke off uesing your heels most women like it more than men
Kirsty — 11:47 PM
Kirsty — 11:47 PM
You're telling me how to please a man? Honey..please. it isn't my fault he has a small dick, infact, he should just top himself
Kirsty — 11:47 PM
get the hint yet?
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