Monday 23 November 2009

Boobs, Pin Dick.. IDTS

8:03:18pm [|i|] faggots
8:03:20pm [|i|] shut the fuck up.
8:03:35pm [Pure_Idiocy] You first. :[
8:03:48pm [|i|] me?
8:03:50pm [|i|] Never.
8:03:57pm [Samusu] I'd rather not shut up, because i'd get my boobs caught in the door...
8:04:04pm [|i|] I hope they get cut off.
8:04:06pm [Samusu] oh yeah :P
8:04:12pm [Samusu] i hope they do too.
8:04:27pm [Samusu] Anyone wanna touch my boobs?
8:04:29pm [|i|] No
8:04:30pm [Samusu] anyone?
8:04:35pm [Samusu] Aww :(
8:04:36pm [|i|] you're probably some fat pedo cunt
8:04:36pm [Samusu] lol
8:04:38pm [|i|] with man boobs
8:04:44pm [|i|] Or moob should I say.
8:04:51pm [Pure_Idiocy] Ew.
8:04:58pm [Samusu] eww..
8:05:29pm [|i|] You're ewwing, but that describes you perfectly.
8:06:45pm [Samusu] Well i am on my brother's computer since my iMac broke.
8:06:55pm [|i|] that's what you get for buying shit.
8:07:21pm [Samusu] I'd like to see you prove that iMacs are shit.
8:07:27pm [Samusu] other than "they can't play games"
8:07:36pm [Pure_Idiocy] iMacs are shit.
8:07:40pm [|i|] You'd like to see me prove?
8:07:43pm [Samusu] Ya.
8:07:46pm [|i|] Dearest, this is the internet
8:07:53pm [|i|] how about you drop down on your knees and give me a blow job.
8:08:03pm [Samusu] I don't blow pindicks.
8:08:04pm [|i|] Or go back to the kitchen where you belong.
8:08:05pm [Samusu] lol
8:08:34pm [Samusu] i CAN go and get the tweezers and an air compressor and see how that goes.
8:08:41pm [|i|] Pindicks? only when looking at my dick from the moon can it be classed as a pindick, because you can see it from such distances.
8:08:43pm [|i|] It's that big
8:08:46pm [|i|] i'd split you in two
8:08:47pm [|i|] bitch.
8:08:57pm [Samusu] hahaha... nice comeback... heard it all before...
8:09:24pm [|i|] I'm sure you have.
8:09:26pm [|i|] Slut.
8:09:38pm [Samusu] what a ... weird ... network ... no wonder it hasn't got the fanbase to back it up ....
8:09:38pm quits: Samusu (~sam@fns-528-667-182-506.static.qld.bigpond.net.au) (Quit: Samusu)

Sunday 22 November 2009

MyMomUrMom

8:57:44pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> does anyone know where isk is
8:59:28pm <|K|> Does anyone care?
8:59:29pm <|K|> nope.
8:59:40pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> damn
8:59:58pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> hey
9:00:06pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> im sad
9:00:25pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> i was blacklisted by isk in naruto-arena
9:01:35pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> Syntax i swear ive heard that name before
9:02:06pm <|K|> so.
9:02:16pm <|K|> your own fault for being a naruto tard.
9:02:50pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> shut your mothers mouth
9:03:07pm <|K|> na, she likes to keep it open.. so she can suck so much dick.
9:03:17pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> like yours?
9:03:25pm <|K|> sucking my dick?
9:03:25pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> H)
9:03:27pm <|K|> yeah, sure.
9:03:35pm <|K|> she deepthroats it like a good mother should.
9:03:42pm <|K|> Then I cum down her throat and make her choke
9:03:48pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> ...
9:04:12pm <|K|> she loves it.
9:04:17pm <|K|> Her tonsils caress my dick
9:04:20pm <|K|> it makes me so hard.
9:04:48pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> i bet you dont even swear
9:05:14pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> :(
9:05:18pm <&Syntax> Aww
9:05:20pm <&Syntax> what's the matter, actual-size [N-A]narutoboy5?
9:05:30pm <|K|> I don't even swear?
9:05:33pm <|K|> Sure.
9:05:40pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> prove it
9:06:44pm <|K|> Why would I need to prove myself to a child, who probably doesn't even know what his dick looks like
9:06:49pm <|K|> let alone knows he has one.
9:07:50pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> who gave you that insult? your mom?
9:08:48pm <|K|> na
9:08:56pm <|K|> your mom, when she was riding me.
9:09:08pm <[N-A]narutoboy5> i dont even have a mom
9:09:22pm <|K|> sure.
9:09:38pm parts: [N-A]narutoboy5 (~Naruto@Rizon-DD6FCC01.fountaindale.lib.il.us) [90 users]

Friday 6 November 2009

Cum...Anyone?












Lewie — 09:48 PM
hi hun
Lewie — 09:48 PM
:)
Kirsty — 09:50 PM
hey
Lewie — 09:50 PM
yey
Lewie — 09:50 PM
hi
Kirsty — 09:52 PM
yey? lol
Kirsty — 09:52 PM
how are you today?
Lewie — 09:52 PM
good u
Lewie — 09:52 PM
where u go
Lewie — 09:53 PM
r u ok
Lewie — 09:53 PM
lol
Lewie — 09:53 PM
hello
Kirsty — 09:53 PM
I'm good thank you, plans for the weekend?
Kirsty — 09:53 PM
damn.. you have no patience
Lewie — 09:53 PM
not much u
Lewie — 09:55 PM
r u busy
Kirsty — 09:56 PM
No, i'm not busy.. but all my attention isn't on you
Kirsty — 09:56 PM
:p
Lewie — 09:56 PM
o right
Lewie — 09:56 PM
why is that then
Lewie — 09:56 PM
????
Kirsty — 09:57 PM
I bet you're one of these guys who cum in seconds, right?
Kirsty — 09:57 PM
you really have no patience at all
Kirsty — 09:58 PM
And because i'm talking to other people.. On something called IRC, I wont explain what it is because you wouldn't understand, since you're british.
Lewie — 10:00 PM
what r u
Kirsty — 10:00 PM
I'm sexy
Kirsty — 10:00 PM
that's what..
Lewie — 10:01 PM
and what do u mean i cum in seconds
Kirsty — 10:01 PM
Stupid as well as impatient?
Lewie — 10:01 PM
well i should be the judge of that
Kirsty — 10:01 PM
Well, what makes you say that? You have no patience..right?
Kirsty — 10:02 PM
You just want a warm place to stick your dick in.. hopefully tight too.
Lewie — 10:05 PM
i think u would love 2 ride my hard erect cock first thing in the morning x
Kirsty — 10:06 PM
You call that a cock? Dear.. that's an oversized clit.. Not a cock, you might wanna get it seen to.. You poor little british man. I really do feel for you. I think I'll stick to my fingers, they'll give me more pleasure.
Kirsty — 10:06 PM
Thank you.
Lewie — 10:07 PM
let me lick u out
Lewie — 10:07 PM
do u like 8 inch up you
Lewie — 10:08 PM
would u let my cum up u
Lewie — 10:08 PM
with a full load of warm creamy sperm
Lewie — 10:08 PM
i want 2 empty my balls in your face
Lewie — 10:09 PM
eat my cum u dirty little foeign slag
Kirsty — 10:10 PM
God, that's fucking hot
Kirsty — 10:10 PM
P.s: I'm british.
Lewie — 10:10 PM
yes
u like it
Kirsty — 10:10 PM
I do, but only if you cum in my eyes too.
Lewie — 10:11 PM
well it could happen if u want it 2
Lewie — 10:11 PM
yes i will squirt all over your face x
Kirsty — 10:11 PM
na, i'd rather just be labeld a cock tease, I'm too good for you.
Lewie — 10:16 PM
yes i will squirt all over your face x
Lewie — 10:16 PM
i wont have a wank 4 about 4 weeks build up my sperm 4 u
Kirsty — 10:17 PM
Will you also punch me in the face.. then smack me about with your cock... Pull my hair and smash my head off the wall a few times while you drive your cock deep to the back of my throat.. making me choke and gluck like a little slut?
Lewie — 10:17 PM
so when i cum i can eat my warm creamy sperm x
Lewie — 10:18 PM
do u have a big vagina
Lewie — 10:18 PM
i dont want to rip it
Lewie — 10:18 PM
would u like 2 eat my cum
Kirsty — 10:18 PM
yeah, it's so big I can push two fists inside myself at the same time..
Kirsty — 10:18 PM
then I orgasm so hard.
Lewie — 10:19 PM
thats bull shit
Lewie — 10:19 PM
prove it
Lewie — 10:19 PM
do u have erect nipples
Kirsty — 10:19 PM
Very erect, so erect you could hang your jacket from them..
Lewie — 10:20 PM
i hope u like to screw all night
Kirsty — 10:21 PM
I do
Lewie — 10:21 PM
like all day aswell
Kirsty — 10:21 PM
With mens heads, it's so much fun.
Lewie — 10:21 PM
i want 2 cum up u so much
Lewie — 10:21 PM
will u let me empty my balls up u
Lewie — 10:22 PM
u would love 2 feel it go up u
Kirsty — 10:22 PM
You want to cum up in me? Or just any random chick that will actually fuck you? Are you really that desperate?
Lewie — 10:23 PM
i want 2 fuck like no tomorrow
Lewie — 10:23 PM
r u up 4 it
Lewie — 10:24 PM
come and stop with me 4 the weekend i have my own place
Lewie — 10:26 PM
hey
Kirsty — 10:26 PM
No, I don't think that's a good idea.
Lewie — 10:27 PM
what u go shy
Kirsty — 10:27 PM
Because.. you see.. I'm just so awesome, you'd fall in love with me.
Lewie — 10:27 PM
i will give u a good time
Lewie — 10:27 PM
im being serious love
Kirsty — 10:27 PM
As am I.
Lewie — 10:28 PM
really
Kirsty — 10:28 PM
Yup
Lewie — 10:28 PM
ok lets do it then
Lewie — 10:28 PM
can u drive
Lewie — 10:29 PM
i would love 2 kiss u and cum up you x
Lewie — 10:29 PM
i would give u hot sweaty sex
Lewie — 10:30 PM
lets fuck all night
Kirsty — 10:30 PM
You must really be desperate and stupid, I said no.. or can you not read?
Lewie — 10:30 PM
lets fuck all night
Lewie — 10:30 PM
you make my cock hard
Lewie — 10:31 PM
will u let me cum up your bum
Lewie — 10:31 PM
why u gone shy
Lewie — 10:32 PM
all mouth
Kirsty — 10:32 PM
All mouth?
Kirsty — 10:32 PM
No
Lewie — 10:32 PM
o yes u r
Kirsty — 10:33 PM
you really are impatient.
Lewie — 10:33 PM
lets fuck then
Kirsty — 10:33 PM
You think a line like that will seriously get me into bed?
Lewie — 10:33 PM
u want my hard erect cock in u
Kirsty — 10:33 PM
please, get the fuck over yourself
Kirsty — 10:33 PM
I do not want your oversized clit in me at all.
Lewie — 10:33 PM
ride it babe
Lewie — 10:34 PM
i bet it hurts u
Lewie — 10:34 PM
u will moan like a little girl
Kirsty — 10:34 PM
more like.. "is it in yet?"
Lewie — 10:34 PM
baby feel my erect penis up u then
Lewie — 10:35 PM
feel all my cum release up u
Lewie — 10:35 PM
n watch it drip out
Lewie — 10:35 PM
u can dribble lookin at it
Lewie — 10:37 PM
u there
Kirsty — 10:37 PM
I'n
Lewie — 10:37 PM
u playin with you tight hole
Kirsty — 10:37 PM
I'm here, but busy.
Kirsty — 10:37 PM
No
Kirsty — 10:37 PM
I'm having sex with my husband.
Lewie — 10:37 PM
playin
Lewie — 10:37 PM
ahaa
Lewie — 10:37 PM
your lookin at me while your havin sex
Lewie — 10:38 PM
u weird bitch
Kirsty — 10:40 PM
actually, I can't see your picture
Kirsty — 10:40 PM
But my husband likes to fuck me so deeply, while pathetic faggots like you attempt to hit on me
Lewie — 10:40 PM
ahaa
Lewie — 10:40 PM
lol
Kirsty — 10:41 PM
Makes him so hard..
Kirsty — 10:41 PM
Oh god
Kirsty — 10:41 PM
he's so deep inside me
Kirsty — 10:41 PM
FUCK YEAH
Lewie — 10:43 PM
fuck ive cum in my pants
Lewie — 10:43 PM
would u like u lick my jelly babe
Lewie — 10:45 PM
u like creamy warm cum
Lewie — 10:45 PM
can i give u a cream pie
Lewie — 10:45 PM
lol
Lewie — 10:45 PM
be
Lewie — 10:46 PM
let me lick u out in the kitchen
Lewie — 10:47 PM
can i cum in your face then
Lewie — 10:48 PM
give me a gobble
Lewie — 10:48 PM
u there
Lewie — 10:48 PM
kirsty
Lewie — 10:49 PM
ugly
Lewie — 10:49 PM
u
Lewie — 10:49 PM
there
Kirsty — 10:49 PM
I'm ugly? Just because I wont let a faggot ridden with STDs fuck me?
Kirsty — 10:49 PM
LOL, plz
Lewie — 10:51 PM
er
Lewie — 10:52 PM
but still i will cum up u
Kirsty — 10:52 PM
sure, sure.
Kirsty — 10:52 PM
Bitter.
Lewie — 10:53 PM
sweetheart
Lewie — 10:53 PM
feel my jizz on your erect nipples
Lewie — 10:53 PM
i know u havent a man
Lewie — 10:59 PM
can i ask u
Lewie — 10:59 PM
kirst
Lewie — 10:59 PM
hey baby
Lewie — 11:04 PM
i think u r 2 young 4 me anyway
Lewie — 11:04 PM
but before i go would you
Lewie — 11:06 PM
yep
Lewie — 11:06 PM
well
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:06 PM
x
Lewie — 11:16 PM
baby
Lewie — 11:16 PM
babes
Lewie — 11:16 PM
u 2 young 4 me
Lewie — 11:16 PM
hun
Lewie — 11:16 PM
hunny
Lewie — 11:16 PM
u there


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Does this guy ever stop? Answer is No.