Fatty cakes?

Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 10:45 AM
haya kirsty im jay id love to listen to sum music wth you wat u got in mind ? fancy a natter
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 10:52 AM
hello ?
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 01:51 PM
kirsty haaya u not talking
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 01:53 PM
i guess im not yout type then
Jason — Monday, 12 October 2009 04:12 PM
u not wanting to chat to an ugly guy

Then today...he messages me AGAIN.

Jason — 02:18 PM
hey hey hey do u like a romantic guy ?
Jason — 02:20 PM
i guess you dnt like the bigger guys
Jason — 02:22 PM
giv me a chance at least to impress u kirsty u neva no u mite like me lol
Kirsty — 02:34 PM
First off.... You need to buy yourself a dictionary, secondly.. You're not my type, No. Thirdly.. Yes, I do like a romantic guy..as long as I know he's not going to eat all of the dessert.. You could never impress me no matter how hard you try, unless you're gonna do a "belly" dance, chances are though, it will just make me throw up. And I do like my guys with extra meat, yes, But not a weebles wobble.
Kirsty — 02:35 PM
Also, Protip: Fat guys have small penis's. Well known fact.. and you're british too, so that just means you have an uber small penis. Enjoy being fat, bald and single with your oversized clit. :)
Jason — 02:59 PM
ho rite grow up child lol
Kirsty — 03:24 PM
Child? Why because i gave you some home truths? PLZ
Jason — 03:31 PM
u shouldnt judge a book bye its cover
Kirsty — 03:33 PM
Firstly it's "YOU", not "U".. secondly, it's "shouldn't" not "shouldnt" and thirdly.. it's "BY" not "BYE" god.. have all those fat cells infested your brain?!
Jason — 03:33 PM
lol a girl with attitude
Kirsty — 03:34 PM
Actually, I'm a woman with an attitude. But if you're more interested in girls, then please.. go ahead, I'll see you on the news as you're getting taken off to jail.
Jason — 03:35 PM
my i ask ? why are u mad at me ? have i offended you somehow ?
Kirsty — 03:36 PM
"my i ask ?" are you for serious dude? Jesus, it's giving me a migraine trying to work out your retarded sentences.
Jason — 03:37 PM
sorry may i ask ? im doing two things at once im doing my ironing at the same time
Kirsty — 03:38 PM
LOL! plz. Don't try making excuses, you fail at life.. always have and always will, that's why you're so fat, you eat your problems
Kirsty — 03:38 PM
nomnomnomnom
Jason — 03:38 PM
o m g you seem to have a problem with me
Kirsty — 03:39 PM
OMG your fingers are so fat, you seem to feel the need to space out "O M G" fail more
Jason — 03:39 PM
yes thats true im fat and i love it
Jason — 03:40 PM
why are you so angry ?
Kirsty — 03:40 PM
so do the stores where you go buy your food from, and the fast food places.
Jason — 03:40 PM
dont eat fast food
Kirsty — 03:41 PM
You just eat delivery boys instead?
Jason — 03:42 PM
yeah i do i kan probaley guess you dont like fat people then ?
Kirsty — 03:42 PM
I love surfing on them..
Kirsty — 03:42 PM
RIDE THE RIPPLES!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason — 03:43 PM
ok why is that?
Jason — 03:44 PM
so are u a racest?
Kirsty — 03:45 PM
na, I love a good nigger to pin me up against the wall and take me with his monster cock.. making me scream "GOLLI WOG, GOLLI WOG!"

lmao..what the hell is it with some people... Does no one know what normal conversation is any more?

Phil — 11:19 AM

Hi Kirsty....

Kirsty — 11:24 AM

Hi Phil....

Phil — 11:24 AM

What you up to?

Kirsty — 11:24 AM

Listening to some music and chilling, yourself?

Phil — 11:25 AM

Nothin. Home alone and bored. Like your profile pic.

Kirsty — 11:25 AM

Thanks, I like your pics too, pretty cool. Ahh, home alone and bored, find some movies to watch? :P

Phil — 11:26 AM

Tv is busted.

Phil — 11:26 AM

You alone?

Kirsty — 11:26 AM

Tv is busted? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Kirsty — 11:26 AM

and yes, I am

Phil — 11:26 AM

Bored?

Phil — 11:27 AM

???

Kirsty — 11:28 AM

Hmm, tired to be honest lol

Phil — 11:28 AM

Pity....

Kirsty — 11:29 AM

Why for?

Phil — 11:29 AM

Was gonna see if you wanted to have some fun.

Phil — 11:31 AM

......

Kirsty — 11:31 AM

haha, Na, I don't do the whole webcam kinda thing, sorry :p

Phil — 11:31 AM

What if i do it for you?

Kirsty — 11:33 AM

Do it for me? haha..

Kirsty — 11:33 AM

Not interested, sorry.. :P I'm sure you'll be able to find other chicks that are interested

Phil — 11:34 AM

Nah, it was your pic that caught my eye. And my tv really is broke. I'm just trying to find something to occupy my time. And come on, would you really be that offended by seeing me on cam?

Kirsty — 11:35 AM

No, lol.. Mind you, it all depends on what you do on cam

Kirsty — 11:35 AM

also, just because your tv is broke, it doesn't mean you can't watch movies

Phil — 11:36 AM

It does. The tv wont turn on. What would you want me to doon cam?

Kirsty — 11:37 AM

Yes, you don't need your tv to watch movies... :P you have a computer, correct?

Phil — 11:37 AM

Yeah, but download speed is kinda slow.

Kirsty — 11:37 AM

well that suckkkkkks!

Phil — 11:37 AM

Hence, the cam suggestion.

Phil — 11:39 AM

.........

Phil — 11:40 AM

philmcmahon_1@hotmail.com

Phil — 11:41 AM

Add me?

Phil — 11:43 AM

You still there?

Phil — 11:46 AM

C'mon.....

Phil — 11:47 AM

I'm already started.

Phil — 11:56 AM

I'm gonna cum any min now...

Kirsty — 11:57 AM

wow, you're quick. 10minute wonder.

Phil — 11:57 AM

You wanna watch on msn?

Phil — 11:58 AM

???

Phil — 11:58 AM

Feels good....

Phil — 11:59 AM

closer....

Phil — 11:59 AM

......closer.....

Phil — 11:59 AM

OMG!

Phil — 12:00 PM

Kirsty I want you!

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

LOL

Phil — 12:00 PM

Am rock hard here!

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

I want me too, I'm just so awesome

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

If i had a dick, i'd cum in my own eyes

Phil — 12:00 PM

C'mon hun, take a look. You've nothing to lose.

Kirsty — 12:00 PM

na, i'd really rather not see your penis.

Phil — 12:03 PM

C'mon we're both adults. It'll only take me a few secs to cum if i know you watching.
Kirsty — 12:04 PM

Well, this is true.. I am an adult, You on the other hand.. I'm not so sure. I mean.. You're getting your dick out on cam and begging some random stranger (that being me) to watch you cum and I would really rather not, especially since i've just eaten.

BAAAAAAAAAAAD mood and I don't give a shit if anyone is insulted by this.

Bigi — 08:12 PM

Do you know of any good clubs?

Bigi — 08:12 PM

?

Kirsty — 08:43 PM

dude, you live in Leeds.. why are you asking me a fuck tard question like that?!

Bigi — 08:44 PM

srry i wen ta the wrong person

Bigi — 08:44 PM

wnt 2 chat

Kirsty — 08:44 PM

You sure as hell did.

Kirsty — 08:45 PM

Do I sound like I want to chat to an idiot who can't even type out "Would you like to chat?" instead, you have to retard down your words.. to three. Well two actually, because one is a number. typical.

Bigi — 08:45 PM

hu hell

Kirsty — 08:45 PM

Would you like to make sense? Or better yet

Kirsty — 08:45 PM

fuck off back to your own country.

Bigi — 08:47 PM

u slag suck cock like ya mum did last nite

Kirsty — 08:48 PM

Well, my mother is a whore, so it really wouldn't surprise me. she'll take anything she can get her hands on. So "your mom" remarks don't really work on me. And i'm a slag, you say? Yeah, I'm that much of a slag that I wouldn't even touch you.. even if you paid me to.

Kirsty — 08:48 PM

Find better insults, fucknut.

—Bigi is now offline. — 08:49 PM

This probably doesn't belong here.. But i'll add it anyways, cause even to this day..it amuses me so bad.

Friend was asking which car to get:

.:|21·28·57|:. «&May-chan» 2004 Nissan: http://static.autoblog.nl/images/wp2007/Nissan_Altima.jpg
.:|21·28·59|:. «&May-chan» OR
.:|21·29·01|:. «&May-chan» damnit!
.:|21·29·06|:. «&May-chan» which one u like better then
.:|21·29·07|:. «&May-chan» xD
.:|21·29·14|:. «&May-chan» http://www.autoblog.nl/images/wp/Toyota%20Corolla%202007.jpg
.:|21·29·36|:. «~|K|» hmm
.:|21·29·42|:. «~|K|» they don't look that different
.:|21·30·06|:. «~|K|» I'd say the first tbh
.:|21·30·08|:. «~|K|» Looks smoother
.:|21·30·24|:. «&May-chan» the toyota is a 2007
.:|21·30·25|:. «&May-chan» one
.:|21·30·29|:. «&May-chan» the nissan is a 2004
.:|21·30·37|:. «&May-chan» toyota has 55k miles on it
.:|21·30·40|:. «&May-chan» nissan has 70k miles on it
.:|21·30·43|:. «~deci» Altima
.:|21·30·46|:. «~|K|» prices?
.:|21·30·57|:. «&May-chan» toyota = $9,995.00
.:|21·31·06|:. «&May-chan» nissan = $7995.00
.:|21·32·07|:. «&May-chan» like there's nothing wrong with the cars
.:|21·32·15|:. «&May-chan» their dealer is just going out of biz
.:|21·32·16|:. «~|K|» have you had a look at both of them?
.:|21·32·22|:. «&May-chan» so they're trying to get rid of cars
.:|21·32·31|:. «&May-chan» yeah
.:|21·32·37|:. «&May-chan» they're pretty much right next to each other
.:|21·32·37|:. «&May-chan» lol

etcetc, so the convo goes on like that for a little while.. talking about this car, then all of a sudden, deci pipes in..

.:|21·34·30|:. «~deci» oh
.:|21·34·33|:. «~deci» called my dad
.:|21·34·38|:. «~deci» 04 is a bad year
.:|21·34·41|:. «~deci» fuck the altima
.:|21·34·45|:. «&May-chan» it is deci?
.:|21·34·50|:. «&May-chan» why's that?
.:|21·35·11|:. «~deci» weak engine mounts, bad pre-cat, ECU program updates, weak front struts, weak MAF sensor on 02-03 model, body flex (creaking noise under the suspension) noise cause by loose brace bolts under the cowl, head gasket failure
.:|21·35·34|:. «&May-chan» :o
.:|21·35·37|:. «&May-chan» hmmmmm
.:|21·35·43|:. «&May-chan» that's good to know
.:|21·36·13|:. «~deci» he says "it's cheaper but she'll end up paying more in the end for repairs and shit"
.:|21·36·58|:. «&May-chan» hmmmm
.:|21·37·21|:. «~deci» newer altimas are fine, but anything 07 or earilier is a pos

So, me being me.. and not believing a word that comes from anyones fingers/mouths.. I google what his 'dad' had said.. "weak engine mounts, bad pre-cat, ECU program updates, weak front struts, weak MAF sensor on 02-03 model, body flex (creaking noise under the suspension) noise cause by loose brace bolts under the cowl, head gasket failure"

- Turns out daddy didn't say it..because google says otherwise
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=weak+engine+mounts%2C+bad+pre-cat%2C+ECU+program+updates%2C+weak+front+struts%2C+weak+MAF+sensor+on+02-03+model%2C+body+flex+%28creaking+noise+under+the+suspension%29+noise+cause+by+loose+brace+bolts+under+the+cowl%2C+head+gasket+failure&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

AKA... : http://townhall-talk.edmunds.com/direct/view/.f13b80e

No one is ever allowed to tell me I read into things too much, ever, I can see straight through bullshit, no matter how hard people try to hide it ;)

me..bored..once again, It's so fun pretending to be a guy when someone is being a dick to your buddies :D

k, me being bored on a saturday night! haha... I gave him a <3 at the end because I kinda felt bad :x

Martin — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:07 PM

do u fancy some naughty fun ? x

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:21 PM

erm

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:22 PM

Define naughty fun?

Martin — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:30 PM

u know fun between 2 adults making each other cum x

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:59 PM

hahahaha, I think I'll pass.

Kirsty — Saturday, 10 October 2009 11:59 PM

:P

Martin — 12:41 AM

well can we get 2 know each other+then it wont be a stranger wh makes u cum so hard u wanna scream x

Kirsty — 12:43 AM

hahaha, you could never make me cum so hard I want to scream

Kirsty — 12:43 AM

Because for one.. you're british

Martin — 12:43 AM

let me try,bet I can x

Martin — 12:44 AM

hats that mean-I am british!

Kirsty — 12:45 AM

What does it mean? Would you like me to explain? Well.. It's a well known fact that the brits have small dicks..
They also never fail to disappoint time and time again, so seriously.. I really think I'll pass

Kirsty — 12:45 AM

:p

Martin — 12:45 AM

am good job I am not british then !

Kirsty — 12:46 AM

Then what are you?

Martin — 12:46 AM

am horny

Kirsty — 12:46 AM

You're a loser.

Martin — 12:47 AM

and what r u? a winner....

Kirsty — 12:47 AM

sure thing!

Kirsty — 12:47 AM

And a cunt, well known fact.

Martin — 12:47 AM

would like 2 c your cunt+taste it

Kirsty — 12:51 AM

You know, I taste my cunt every single day.. and it tastes damnnnnnnn good, I don't need a guy to taste it and for him to tell me that

Kirsty — 12:51 AM

so seriously, no thank you.

Martin — 12:52 AM

whatever

Kirsty — 12:53 AM

Yes dear, whatever ;)

Martin — 12:53 AM

:-(

Kirsty — 12:54 AM

<3